Turnip Prize
The Turnip Prize is a spoof UK award satirising the Tate Gallery's Turner Prize by rewarding deliberately bad modern art. It was started as a joke in 1999, but gained national media attention and inspired similar prizes. Credit is given for entries containing bad puns as titles, displaying "lack of effort" or "is it shit?". Conversely, entries with "too much effort" or "not shit enough" are immediately disqualified. The first prize is a turnip nailed to a block of wood. The prizegiving is currently held at The New Inn in Wedmore, Somerset.
History
The prize was conceived in 1999 by management and regulars of The George Hotel, Wedmore, Somerset, after the exhibition of Tracey Emin's My Bed was shortlisted for the Turner Prize. It is owned and organised by Trevor Prideaux and was announced thus: "The Turnip Prize is a crap art competition... You can enter anything you like, but it must be rubbish." The competition is based on the supposition, "We know it's rubbish, but is it art?". Competitors submitted entries of ridiculous objects posing as contemporary art, mostly made from junk titled with spoofs or puns. The prize is a turnip impaled on a rusty six-inch nail.In May 2000, the nominees appeared on the BBC TV Esther show, presented by Esther Rantzen and featured by national and international media.
In 2001, the competition was held in the public conveniences in Wedmore.
In 2002, the "Monster Raving Loony Party" attempted to hijack the competition at The Trotter, Crickham, Wedmore.
In 2003, the prize moved to the New Inn, Wedmore. The winner was James Timms with Take a Leaf out of My Chook, an exhibit of a raw chicken stuffed with leaves. James Timms subsequently appeared on BBC Radio Scotland's Fred MacAulay Show with Ed Byrne.
In 2005, Ian Osenthroat, a 69-year-old former photocopier salesman, won with the exhibit Birds Flew, a bird's nest with a flu remedy box. He commented satirically, "I have entered this most coveted art award on several occasions and I really feel that the lack of effort this year has really paid off."
Winner in 2006 was Ian Lewis with the exhibit Torn Beef, an empty corned beef can. He stated, "The work took no time at all to create." Trevor Prideaux commented, "I believe that over the last seven years the bad artists of Wedmore and surrounding areas have created far better works than Nicholas Serota and The Tate Britain Gallery could ever wish to exhibit." Also in 2006, the BBC's Chief Somerset Correspondent, Clinton Rogers, was immortalised as Clint on a Row of Jars.
In 2007, the competition gained more publicity with the entry of artwork with the title By the Banksea. The painting bears a striking resemblance to work by the famous Bristol graffiti artist Banksy, and its origins are likewise a closely guarded secret. By the Banksea portrays a seaside Aunt Sally in the form of a stencil of the Mona Lisa, but in true Banksy style, Mona Lisa is depicted holding a rocket launcher firing a turnip over the wreckage of a seaside pier and an emergency exit sign. Competition organiser Trevor Prideaux commented: "It does seem to be in Banksy's style. But someone has thought too much about this one and tried too hard. So for that reason it's not likely to win." The piece was duly disqualified for "too much effort, and not shit enough." The 2007 competition was won by Bracey Vermin with Tea P, a group of used tea bags in the shape of a letter P.
Competition entries for 2010 included "Ivor Crush"s clothes hanger linking the letter U in "Crush", entitled Hung up on You, and an entry by Banksy, which focused on the recent student protests of the day.
Entries for 2011 included a piece of cheese carved into the letter E, entitled CheeseE, A fish full of dollars, and an exhibit of an Action Man toy – called First Class Mail – with a carefully placed stamp, and a coloured rock called Half a Stone Lighter. This year's prize featured on the BBC's Have I Got News For You for two weeks running.
2012 – 87 entries.
2013 – 69 entries, which included entries from Ireland, Italy, Paris, and the USA.
2014 – 69 entries, which included entries from Canada, USA, Germany, and Italy.
2015 – 69 entries, which included entries from France, Czech Republic, Norway, and Macedonia.
2016 – 99 entries, which included entries from Brisbane, Australia, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Lundy.
2017 – 100 entries, which included entries from Guernsey and Germany.
2018 – 90 entries, which included entries from Australia and Antigua
2019 - 107 entries, which included entries from Sydney, Australia, Guernsey and Belgium.
Winners and shortlisted artists
This list is nearly complete- 1999 – David Stone, winner – Alfred The Grate
- *David Gannon – Sharp Infested Waters
- *Neil Ellis – Soiled Serviette
- *Iain Jones – Half Cut
- *Maureen Hodge – Laundry Day Tracey
- 2000 – Jacqui Redman, winner – Minstrel Cycle
- *Jenny Vining – Cereal Killer
- *Kerry Bobbett – Wind In The Willows
- *Sue Smith – Surf In The Net
- 2001 – Chloe Wilson, winner – nothing
- 2002 – Jenny Vining , winner – Piston Broke
- *Dick Stelling – A Bit on the Side
- *James Timms – Privot Investigator
- 2003 – James Timms, winner – Take a Leaf out of my Chook
- *Di Vorce – Bitter and Twisted
- *Jonny Wilkinson – Jonny Wilkinson
- *Polly Ethylene – What a Waste
- 2004 – Pearl E Queen, winner – Jellied Deal
- *Alan Kieda – Camp X Ray, disqualified
- *Claire Prior – Half a Stone Lighter
- *Ian Lewis – Light Lunch
- 2005 – Ian Osenthroat, winner – Birds Flew
- *Ian Lewis – Political Promises
- *The Mysterious Baker – Half Baked
- *Robert Baby – Leakin' Wellington
- *The Sisters Incognito – The Hand of Time
- 2006 – Ian Lewis, winner – Torn Beef
- *Ham Sweet Ham
- *Beyond the Pale
- *Captain's Log
- *Clinton Rogers – Clint on a Row of Jars
- *Cracked Pot
- *Medium Steak
- *The Second Coming
- 2007 – Bracey Vermin, winner – Tea P
- *Mary Leftley, very highly commended – Thyme Flies
- *Mr Fezzy Wig, very highly commended – Pair o' dice Lost
- *John Squires, very highly commended – Mints Meet
- *Isaac Hasumoff – Fly in Saucer, 2007 Special Award. "Judges considered that this was an exceptional lack of effort. However, the fly cannot be considered rubbish."
- 2008 – Ivor Pranced, winner – Fleeced
- 2009 – Frank Van Bough, winner – Manhole Cover
- *Clinton Rogers – Croc of Gold
- *Bjorn Toolate – The Swinging Six Teas
- *Sue Shi – Knickless Cage
- *Mary Christmas – Noddy Holder
- *Aunt Sponge – Shi Tart
- 2010 – Doug Pitt, winner – Chilli 'n' Minors
- *Aunt Sponge – Elfin Safety
- *Gill Adams – It's Marge
- *Jo Hill – Polish Worker
- *New Blood – A Leg Up
- *Sarah Quick – Brief Encounter
- 2011 – Jim Drew, winner – Jamming with Muddy Waters
- *Granny Abuse – Fish Full of Dollars
- *Mr Fezziwig – Half a Stone Lighter
- *Aunt Sponge – Children in Mead
- *Andy Gould – CheesE
- *Team GB – First Class Mail
- 2012 – Miss Quick, winner – The Three Tenors
- *Andy Robinson – A Limpet Torch
- * Asif – Arab Spring
- *Kelly Jones – S'not Art
- *Harold Stone – Stone He Broke
- *James Standon – Bread in Captivity
- *Mike Atkinson – Children in Knead
- 2013 – Percy Long-Prong, winner – Play on Words
- *Chris McKinley – Slightly Open
- *Hugh Grant – Brookes Hair Hacked
- *Tony Edmunds – Flower Power
- *Cobbsy – The Hobbit
- *Guido Barbato – Smarty Pants
- 2014 – Ms Drunken Shepherd, winner – Ewe Kip
- *Abby – Gogglebox
- *Leafy – Pensive
- *Aunt Sponge – Stick another Shrimp on the Barbie
- *Trees R Green – Ginger Nut
- *Mike Anderson – Breast in Plant
- 2015 – Bonksy, winner – Dismal And
- *P.Enfold – Danger Mouse
- *Art Ist – Staple Diet
- *Asif – A Clean Slate
- *Pat McGroin – Hung like a Donkey
- *Imogen Crees – A Roll in the Hay
- 2016 – Plumsky – Pole Dark
- *Sovereign Steve – Bricks It
- *Hair Minge – Labour Party
- *E.B.Trumped – Oh Baaah Ma Leaves
- *Willy Dropum – Pair of Drawers
- *Kick Ass O – The European Single Meerkat
- 2017 – Chris P Bacon – Pulled Pork
- *Sue D'onim – Fake Nudes
- *Tiger Would – Minnie Driver
- *Keepthefaith – Northern Soul
- *Lady Critters – Pant & Dec
- *N Eedl Ife – Pornhub
- 2018 – Stroke Me – Collywobbles
- *Claire Brown – Stock Pile
- *C Tinder – Hot Date
- *Mrs Heinz – Trump Tower
- *Ray Cycle – Plastic Waste
- *Annabel Stone – Hollywood
- 2019 - Fanny Scorcher - Bush Fire Down Under
- *Canna B. Bothered - A Complete Waste of Thyme
- *Will Ted Gutful - Lettuce Leaf or Romaine
- *Henry Yolking - Poached Eggs
- *David Ehmann - The Leaves and the Remains
- *Asif - Thomas Cooked
Other competitions
In 2002 "The Turnip Award" was opened annually for students at Edinburgh College of Art to "carve or design something out of the humble vegetable". The 2005 prize was a mountain bike. In 2005 a Turnip Prize was staged at St Paul's Gallery in Tower Hamlets, London, for local residents.
The term was previously used in 1998 by YBA Jake Chapman of the Chapman Brothers : "We thought if we couldn't get the Turner Prize we should get the Turnip Prize."