List of Saturday Night Live commercial parodies

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• 16 and Pregnant Spinoffs — A November 2010 ad finds MTV cashing in with spinoffs inspired by 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom, such as My Super Sweet 16 and Pregnant, America's Best Pregnant Dance Crew, Wild n Out with a Special Guest: A Baby, an edition of Cribs that feature baby cribs, and I'm Snooki and Pregnant. At the end, the MTV logo comes on with MTV: Maternity Television.
• 1-800-Flowers — Kristen Wiig promotes the floral retailer as a way to show love for the mother who's always been there for her... even when Mom's at her most annoying.
• 24-Hour Energy for Dating Actresses — Having an actress for a girlfriend, and dealing with their quirks, can leave a man drained and exhausted. Luckily, this once-daily supplement gives men the energy they need to handle their girlfriends' constant rehearsing, mastering of foreign accents, emotional swings over callbacks, etc. Also promoted is a female formula, "24-Hour Energy for Dating Comedians."
• 39 Cents — In a parody of international aid commercials, Charles Daniels visits an impoverished African village while gently asking the viewer to send just 39 cents to provide food, water, and medicine, saying it costs less than a small cup of coffee. However, the villagers begin confronting him over the fact that he is requesting such an insultingly low amount to save their lives, especially considering how expensive coffee is. Daniels continues to give increasingly weak answers to their questions, claiming the number was decided by "experts," until he finally admits he doesn't even know what country he's actually in. The skit ends with Leslie Jones' villager character taking Daniels hostage and demanding $200 in cash to return him.

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• Abilify for Candidates — "Because not everyone can be President," this version of the atypical antipsychotic is specially formulated for candidates in the 2016 race for the presidency, among them Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee.
• Academy of Better Careers — Spokesman Wendell Craig pitches a program for people to find jobs as stand-by operators.
• Action Cats — A parody of action-figure toys featuring plastic armor and weapons for live cats.
• Adobe – A car that is very affordable but very unsafe, as it is made entirely of clay and "combines German engineering and Mexican know-how!"
• Adopt John Belushi for Christmas — Candice Bergen sells people on letting John Belushi stay at their place for the holidays.
• Airbnb — Natalie enjoys offering her home to guests through the lodging service... although she laments sharing it with European guest Oolie, whose one-night stay has been extended due to the COVID-19 pandemic quarantine, resulting in Natalie being subjected to Oolie's discourteous manners.
• Al Sharpton's Casa De Sushi — Analogous to Donald Trump's House of Wings or Derek Jeter's Taco Hole, Al Sharpton opens a Japanese restaurant even though Sharpton himself hates the food and only admits to opening the restaurant so he can pay for his political campaign.
• Almost Pizza — It may look and smell like pizza, but it's not quite pizza, as proven by its molecular instability.
• AM Ale – An alcoholic beverage for the morning because "you can't wait 'til afternoon".
• Amazin' Lazer — A consumer grade laser gun used for cleaning up yard waste or dangerous and potentially criminal acts.
• The Amazing Alexander – A 1986 ad promotes a Broadway theatre performance by a popular stage hypnotist. Audience members in the ad give the show unanimous praise—the same praise, in fact, delivered in a hypnotic trance.
• Amazon.com — Husbands and kids can buy typical Mother's Day gifts on the website... but moms use it to buy vibrating muscle massagers or the best-selling novel Fifty Shades of Grey.
• Amazon Echo Silver - A smart speaker device designed for elderly users: It speaks very loudly, responds to anything remotely resembling "Alexa," mutters "Uh-huh" during long, rambling stories, etc.
• American Cancer Society – This PSA from Season 6 has spokeswoman Gail Matthius promising to honestly and openly discuss breast cancer and perform a self-exam, a promise broken when she discusses the exam in euphemisms and her chest is covered by a censor bar.
• American Dope Growers Union – Laraine Newman support American-grown marijuana and the farmers who grow it.
• American Express — This 2015 parody of the credit card's celebrity-driven ad campaign features episode host Chris Hemsworth recalling how people said he was too tall, too blonde, and too muscular to make it in show business. But, as he concludes, "if a jacked Australian with a perfect face can make it, anyone can."
• American Taser – A series of people demonstrate the latest models of tasers by shocking each other. It begins a pitchman, followed by a police officer, a second pitchman, a sexual predator, a feminist businesswoman, an angry wife, the angry wife's husband, a black man, a racist nightwatchman, a militant black man, a Star Trek geek, and ends with the manufacturer's president who shocks himself.
• America's Turning Gay – A parody of uplifting ad campaigns for 7 Up and Dr. Pepper where small-town residents celebrate the sudden realization that they're homosexual.
• America's Worst Moments – Spokesman Chris Parnell pitches a commemorative plate collection featuring America's most shocking and embarrassing moments in politics and pop culture.
• ...and More — Tina-Tina Chenuse promotes her stores that stock personalized novelties. The skits have 3 elements: Tina-Tina introducing herself, "Hi-lo, I'm Tina-Tina Chenuse"; the store names always end with "and More" ; and Tina-Tina exclaiming "Oh, my God" somewhere in the sketch.
• And So This Is Hanukkah – promo for celebrity-packed Hanukkah special featuring entertainers who know very little about the holiday.
• Angora Bouquet — A tranquilizer-laced facial cleanser that "washes your brain as well as your face".
• Angry Dog — Dog food that turns any dog into a mindless killing machine. A picture of Michael Vick is on the package.
• Annuale — Medicine that keeps women on a constant stream of hormones, allowing them only one period per year. And when that period comes, the user can become violent, aggressive, hungry, and sexually frustrated.
• The Apocalypse — "The people who brought you Valentine's Day and New Year's Eve" apply the same theme of those films to the end of the world. This trailer's tagline: "It's love... at last sight."
• Aron's List — an online service that's similar to Angie's List but charges a lower fee, thanks to its roster of plumbers, carpenters, etc. who are on the "American Registry of Non-Violent Sex Offenders".
• Asian-American Doll — A Barbie commercial parody featuring an Asian-American doll who has to be as bland as possible out of fear of offending Asians.
• Ass Don't Smell — personal hygiene spray intended to keep one's buttocks smelling fresh and clean; a parody of feminine hygiene sprays.
• Autoscent — just as air fresheners deodorize the home, this product does the same for an automobile's internal combustion system; just spray it into the carburetor every 800 miles, and your car's exhaust will smell like lilacs or pine forests.
• Autumn Fizz — "The Carbonated Douche".
• Autumn's Eve Pumpkin Spice Douche — from the makers of Summer's Eve comes a feminine hygiene product that has the bold, spicy scent of fall.

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• Baba Wawa Talks to Herself — TV special promo where Baba Wawa interviews herself.
• Baby Spanx — Ashamed of having a chubby baby? This elasticized shapewear can smooth out any infant’s unsightly fat. As spokesman Jason Sudeikis states, "I would never spank a baby, but I sure as hell would SPANX one!"
• Bad Idea Jeans — a commercial featuring scenes of people discussing what can be considered "bad ideas". After each scene, white text on a black background reads "BAD IDEA". Each scene also zooms in on each person wearing said jeans.
• Bad Seed — a venomous, near-hysterical Nancy Reagan debunks rumors that her daughter Patti's novel, Home Front, is based on real life, and pitches her own book that she co-wrote with Stephen King.
• Balz-Off — a medication that makes men more sensitive to women by killing off their testosterone levels.
• Banshee — NBC staff announcer Ed Herlihy pitches this collection of audio speakers that serve in your place when you can't attend a funeral. The closing tag line: "First in Last Respects."
• Barkley's Bank — Former NBA player Charles Barkley has opened a bank in which he takes people's money and gambles with it in the hopes of either doubling their money or losing it all.
• Bartenson's Grocery Store — Kathy and Suzanna-Anne-Helen promote the items shoppers scared by the COVID-19 pandemic are bypassing in favor of traditional staple foods, including "fluoride bananas," "Mint Pringles," and a "Make Your Own BBQ Kit". For those shopping online, the store's website also offers replacement suggestions such as salsa for pasta sauce and a DVD of Van Helsing for toilet paper. An ad airing as part of SNLs second-ever "at home" episode in April 2020.
• Bathroom Businessman — This ad starts off as a promo for a fully functional portable office that businessman Kenan Thompson can set up in a public toilet, giving a dual meaning to "doing business." It takes a turn, however, when Thompson finds he can't "do business" because the desk setup has blocked his path to the toilet... and the ad becomes "a public service announcement for Decency," warning viewers to stop checking work texts and e-mails on the toilet.
• Bathroom Monkey — housewife Janeane Garofalo uses a disposable simian slave that keeps your bathroom clean.
• Berkeley Collection — Jerry Rubin sells wallpaper with popular protest slogans from the 1960s and 1970s, from angry, anti-establishment protests to slogans of peace and love.
• The Best of T.T. and Mario — a CD collection featuring the raunchy song stylings of a 1970s-era Peaches-and-Herb-type singing duo.
• Beta Force — Testosterone supplements meant to give men vitality can at times work too well, turning them into overtly aggressive alpha males. Luckily, this supplement is a counter-agent that turns men into their paunchy, mild-mannered middle-aged selves once again.
• Bierhoff House of German Coats — Two German entrepreneurs sell bright orange winter coats to German tourists vacationing in New York City.
• Big Brawn Feminine Napkins — parodying Brawny paper towels, this ad shows giant lmberjack Will Ferrell turning pulp from wood into a super-absorbent menstruation pad. The ad is capped by Big Brawn literally tearing the roof from normal-sized Molly Shannon's house to deliver her the product.
• Big Red — A toy Viking figure, complete with stereotypical horned Viking helmet, that spins around and sprays red liquid from its horns. The liquid is revealed to be hazardous, as evidenced by the thick utility gloves included to clean up the resulting mess. Made by Bleego, a parody of Mego. An absurdist parody of water sprinkler-type toys.
• Bio-Flex – parody of exercise equipment commercials where Will Ferrell is attacked by a half-man/half-monkey creature, which is considered a workout.
• Bird Bible — "Your family will never be bored by scriptures again" thanks to this kid-oriented pictorial version of the Bible that substitutes human figures with images of birds. Aired March 1, 2014
• The Bitchslap Method – an infomercial promotes a self-help video course that teaches troubled married couples to bitch-slap their spouses into submission.
• Blaine Hotel — a bumper during Weekend Update in which Don Pardo announces that guests of Saturday Night Live stay at the Blaine Hotel, but is usually preceded by a Weekend Update report about yet another grisly murder at the Blaine.
• Blue River Dog Food — Cindy and Pat offer a testimonial for this dog food, but it takes an abrupt turn when Cindy lashes out at the lack of integrity of their previous brand.
• Bok Bok's — A 2019 ad for a chicken restaurant that insists that its "human-bird hybrid" mascot, Bok Bok, is not "Momo" in a chicken suit and is "not tempting children with chicken to steal their souls". Aired March 9, 2019
• Boop-It — A Bop It-like memory game that's fun for kids of all ages — including divorced dad Beck Bennett, whose obsession of mastering the flashing toy's honks and turns takes the fun out of time with his children.
• Booty Bidness — Rapper Ludacris pitches a new line of women's businesswear with racy phrases on them, such as "Porn Star", "Bi-Curious", "Tasty", and "Nympho".
• Bosley – a new procedure for hair transplants, but borrowing pubic hair.
• Brew Dude – a hat that dispenses beer for the college student who would rather party than study.
• Broadview Security – a parody of the actual Broadview Security commercials that infer that women living alone in large houses are the most likely to be victimized by any man she meets.
• Broderick & Ganz — An ad for a team of personal injury lawyers, with happy clients praising the work of the skilled Broderick and one disgruntled client disappointed over his representation by the incompetent Ganz.
• Brogaine — A version of Rogaine designed for male college students suffering from premature hair loss caused by the stress of college life caused by such factors as "nerds", "midterms", concern over your frat dog being an alcoholic, and chanting "the n-word" in a viral video.
• Broken — CBS, seeking the award-winning glory that comedy-dramas Transparent and Orange is the New Black have earned, premieres this show centered around a family of professors who are all diagnosed with depression on the same day. The show is clearly dour and dramatic, but since it's 30 minutes in length, CBS considers it a comedy and promotes it in the same jovial way it promotes its lighter-in-tone sitcoms.
• The Bubble — This November 2016 ad promotes a proposed domed community with a diverse, progressive atmosphere. The community is marketed toward millennials and liberals who are scared to live in America now that Donald Trump won the presidency, but would prefer not to leave the country.
• Buddweiser Light — a parody of the Bud Light "Bring Out Your Best" ad campaign, featuring hockey player Joe Piscopo mentally readying himself against faceoff opponent Robin Williams. Piscopo says of Williams in the voiceover, "I can't believe my wife ran away with him," which inspires Piscopo to instigate a fight as soon as the puck is dropped. The ad ends with Williams and Piscopo sitting on the ice bloodied, gap-toothed, and enjoying a couple of beers.
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer — a promo for The WB series announces that with Seinfeld leaving the air, Buffy Summers would be moving to New York to become the "Elaine" to an un-dead Jerry, George, and Kramer, thus transforming Buffy into "A show about nothing... and vampires!"
• Bug-Off – Will Ferrell appears in this parody sketch of Roach Motels. Rather than simply killing a cockroach, this bug trap painfully tortures them and "gives them a lot to think about". The trap supposedly creates a signal that encourages the cockroach to enter, then adhesive glue holds the bug fast. Then, three tweezers stretch the legs in opposite directions til they snap off. Then a white-hot metal coil comes down and burns off the bug's reproductive glands of as well as making a sizable hole. Then the bug is beat senseless by its own dismembered legs. Finally, two pieces of cotton stuffed into the cockroach's orifices as food is dangled in front of it. Two kids are seen peering gleefully through a patented "viewing window".
• Buh-Weet Sings – All grown up, Buckwheat from the Our Gang/Little Rascals films has recorded a compilation of songs sung in his own and very personal style, such as "Fee Tines a Mady", "Una Panoonah Banka", "Wookin' Pa Nub" and, in a dedication to his friend Alfalfa, "Barbah ob Dabill".
• Burger Master – a fast food restaurant where people can get their burgers done any way they want—no matter how weird or disgusting the request may be.

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• C.E.O Dreamboats – a magazine with famous businessmen as objects of desire for teenyboppers.
• Calvin Klein Cream Pies – in a parody of Andie MacDowell-starred Calvin Klein Jeans commercials, Julia Louis-Dreyfus portrays MacDowell as an annoying model who gets hit in the face with a custard pie after one of her shallow, rambling stories.
• Calvin Klein Jeans – A plus-sized Elizabeth Taylor models CK Jeans, rambles on about her movie career, and snacks on some nearby food in this parody.
• Calvin Klein Underwear – CK spokesperson Justin Bieber appears in a trio of 2015 ads; though Justin says, "I'm a big boy now", he behaves immaturely, poses and preens for the camera, and leaves Lara Stone unimpressed.
• Canis Cologne for Dogs – parody of a Calvin Klein fragrance ad.
• Caribbean Essence Bath Oil – foaming, scented bath enhancer that causes a West Indian man to pop up during the bath and carry his bathers across a beach.
• Carl Weathers for Governor – Following in the footsteps of his Predator co-stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Carl Weathers promotes himself to be the next governor in any state that will take him.
• Carter 'N Sons BBQ – A commercial for a barbecue pork restaurant produced in 2002 but aired seven years later, with disclaimers stating that the restaurant's "Swine Fever" marketing tagline is in no way connected to the then-recent swine flu pandemic.
• Cartier Fidget Spinner — A 14-carat-gold, diamond-encrusted fidget spinner for the woman who is glamorous yet easily distracted.
• Chalmers Reserve Event Wine — Trett and Leezan Chalmers, former stars of the reality TV show The Nastiest Summer Renters of Sag Harbor, introduce their fine wine that's 72% grain alcohol and costs only $1 a bottle. Why the low price? An Italian couple who makes the wine reveals its ingredient list: Twigs, yellow corn, and moldy grapes that didn't make the cut for better wines.
• The Chameleon XLE – a luxury car on the inside, a dilapidated wreck on the outside — but all the better to deter the high risk of theft that accompanies luxury cars. The car features a simulated transmission fluid leak, mismatched hubcaps, coat hanger antenna... and a supple leather-and-wood interior.
• Chantix — Two parodies for the prescription medication used to treat nicotine addiction and its advertising that uses "real people real stories":
• * The first, from 2012, lists mental side effects that are worse than nicotine addiction itself, which user Kristen Wiig slowly discovers she has, much to husband Bill Hader's consternation.
• * The second ad, from 2018, emphasizes that Chantix user Kelly is not an actress... although she's quick to correct that she once was, and spends the rest of the ad less praising Chantix and more resurrecting her long-dormant acting skills.
• cheapkids.net – a website dedicated to the sale of shoddy items for babies and toddlers for irresponsible parents.
• Cheques — While sending money can be as routine as clicking a smart phone app, a check provides a noir-flavored benefit when paying your daughter's boyfriend, your maid, or your poison supplier.
• Chess for Girls! – a parody of the marketing of children's toys based on gender, this chess set features pieces with Barbie doll-style bodies and chess piece heads, an accompanying dollhouse, beachwear, minivan, bubble blower, and so on. The tag line: "A classic game of strategy and wits... and bubbles!"
• Chewable Pampers – A line of Pampers diapers which contain flavor crystals that, once the diaper is soiled, turns into an edible treat.
• Chia Head – a parody of both the Chia Pet and Minoxidil; men with bald or receding hairlines use this product to give them nice green hair just like a Chia Pet.
• Chicago Improv — A promo for the latest series in producer Dick Wolf's Chicago-based TV franchise, with the city's improv comedy scene and those in it depicted in the same gritty, unflinching way as its firefighting and law enforcement worlds.
• Chickham Apple Farm — Just in time for apple-picking season, Debra Chickham, her sister, and Hank the farmhand, promote their orchard located in "the part of New York state that has Confederate flags." Visitors can have fun at the petting zoo, haunted hayride, and, yes, picking apples from the orchard.
• Chonk - This clothing store offers fashions that let women be "gorgeous at any size"; much to the models' clear dismay, however, the store bears an unflattering name. Also featured is "Lil' Chonk" for tween girls, and the menswear store "Normal Clothes", where men can make a quick trip to find clothes in their size.
• Chris Rock's White Person's Guide to Surviving The Apollo – Chris Rock, a veteran of Harlem's famed Apollo Theater, promotes his video that gives tips to aspiring white comedians and singers on how to win over the Apollo's vociferously critical audiences. Siobhan Fallon and episode host Rob Morrow appear in before-and-after footage.
• Cialis Turnt - Taran Killam demonstrates the effects of "the only pill that combats your erectile dysfunction while giving you that unbeatable hip-hop sensation of "getting turnt". Users are shown dancing wildly to music exclaiming "Everybody get turnt!" that resembles Lil Jon's song Turn Down for What.
• Citizens for a Better America – Dr. Swen Gazzara proves the value of hard work in America by asking Ronald Reagan to personally give him a "humble job".
• Clear-Rite – Karen speaks the praises of an "invisible" teeth retainer. The twist is that the product isn't real, Karen isn't her real name, and the ad isn't an ad.
• Clearasil – Appearing in SNL's recurring Sprockets skit, which parodied German pop culture, a young woman uses Clearasil to get rid of her pimples and impress her new boyfriend. The English word "pimples", however, is confused in the sketch with "pimplen", a strong German slang word with the same meaning as the English "fuck". As a result, the commercial tagline implies that Clearasil will destroy one's sex life.
• Closet Organizer – A man in a blue Spandex suit is hired to organize anything in a closet that someone throws in.
• Clovin Hind Jeans – a parody of Calvin Klein Jeans commercials by Richard Avedon which featured numerous supermodels of the day.
• Cluckin' Chicken – a fast-food restaurant's animated mascot, when asked why he tastes so good, gleefully describes the process by which he is killed, decapitated and eviscerated, then flame-broiled.
• CNN Pregnancy Test – just like its namesake network, this home pregnancy test delivers "relentless breaking news" alerts to a couple waiting to see if they're expecting a baby.
• Coldcock Malt Liquor – Tim Meadows appears in this parody of Billy Dee Williams' pitchwork for Colt 45; with each sip from a tall can of this beverage, an animated fist arises from the can's label to whack the drinker upside the jaw. Ellen Cleghorne and Chris Rock also appear.
• Colon Blow – In a parody of high-fiber cereal ads, an off-screen voice tells cereal eater Phil Hartman he will need 30,000 bowls of his usual cereal to equal the fiber content in a single bowl of Colon Blow. When the large numbers are quoted, a pyramid of the same number of bowls elevates Hartman into the ionosphere.
• Colonel Belmont's Old Fashioned Horse Glue – Will Ferrell appears as Langford T. Belmont, a man whose family has been in the horse glue business for generations. A parody of commercials that try to appeal to old-fashioned values and tradition.
• Complicit - a perfume specifically tailored for First Daughter Ivanka Trump, who the voiceover positions as a glamorous yet duplicitous part of her controversial father's presidency. The tagline: "The fragrance for the woman who could stop all of this, but won't."
• Compulsion – A "Calvin Kleen" disinfectant, pardoying Calvin Klein's Obsession perfume and featuring an obsessive compulsive spokesmodel.
• Cookie Dough Sport – parody of Gatorade sports drink for athletes who are having a hard time and eat cookie dough out of stress and depression.
• Corn Chip Nail Tips – Maya Rudolph and Tracy Morgan appear in this parody of "hip" potato chip commercials, promoting corn chips that double as false fingernails.
• Count Chocula Silver – Count Chocula promotes a newer version of his cereal that includes ingredients that help promote regularity and good heart health along with "kooky marshmallow bats! Bwa-ah-ah-ah-ah!"
• Cracklin' Oat Flakes – Will Ferrell wakes up to find that he has run out of his normal cereal, Cracklin' Oat Flakes. His wife then offers Cracklin' Oat Flakes, Now with Ecstasy. After one bowl, Ferrell creeps out his coworkers, makes out with Chris Parnell, then runs half-naked through the streets until he's seen in bed with a pacifier in his mouth and playing with a glowstick.
• Creeley's Soup – Off-screen announcer Bill Murray tries to talk a child into exchanging the soup she's eating for various items. When she becomes annoyed, the announcer successfully talks her into not only stuffing corn from the soup into her nose but pouring the rest onto her nose. The product's tagline: "Creeley's Soup – The Child Handler".
• The Crests and Troughs of Vernon Hawley, Jr. – This "special TV offer" promotes a 3-record compilation from "one of country's most enduring, yet erratic, superstars", whose song repertoire deals with his battles with the bottle.
• Cricket Wireless — On the week when FEMA and the FCC tested their wireless alert system, this ad makes it appear that Donald Trump will use these "Presidential Alerts" to express the same type of opinions he shares on Twitter. Luckily for those who use Cricket, they won't receive such endless alerts at all.
• Cruz for Texas — Footage from a campaign rally makes up this ad for Texas Senator Ted Cruz's 2018 re-election effort. Cruz is assisted by a "hype team", but while the pair is able to liven up the crowd, things fall apart for Cruz after he takes the stage.
• Crystal Gravy – A parody of the clear consumer products fad of the mid-1990s, specifically Crystal Pepsi. Julia Sweeney enjoys a drumstick dipped in clear gravy straight from the jar, while Kevin Nealon gleefully splashes his face in the clear, gooey liquid.
• CVS Pharmacy — For the guys who forgot to get their girlfriends something for Valentine's Day, CVS is the perfect place to find it at the last minute, be it teddy bears in bee costumes, valentine-themed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles chocolates, or a Christmas stocking priced at an 80% markdown.

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• Dad Christmas - Aidy Bryant plays a travel agent who shows two children from a divorced family all the amenities that come with traveling to Florida to celebrate "Dad Christmas": the lighting of an indoor cigarette, their father introducing them to an older woman named Dierdre, their father getting into Jimmy Buffett music, the lack of any kind of rules and structure, and, when they're older, the opportunity to do drugs with him..
• Dallas: The Home Game – Charles Rocket pitches a home board game for dysfunctional families who can now act out their issues the same way the Ewings do on the prime time soap opera Dallas.
• Damn It, My Mom is on Facebook – a computer application that bowdlerizes teenagers' photographed wild antics and rebellious opinions from their mothers who have added them as friends on Facebook.
• Darnette Disposable Toilet – the toilet that you throw away after only one use. It takes just as many steps to install and remove as a regular toilet and costs $169.95.
• Daveheart – A movie trailer for a Braveheart sequel focusing on William Wallace's cowardly brother, Dave Wallace.
• The Day Beyoncé Turned Black - a movie trailer interpreting the reaction to the release of Beyoncé's "Formation", a song noted for its embracing of black heritage, as an apocalyptic-style film, one where White Americans are hysterical over their realization that Beyoncé is black — while Black Americans are apathetic over the hysteria.
• Dell Stator's 99-cent Toad Ranch – "Home of the World Famous Dell Stator Toad Pit and the Dell Stator Patented Broiling Method, where we can guarantee you the best 99-cent toad steak you'll ever eat!"
• Democratic Party 2018 Campaign — Progressive-leaning voters express confidence in this ad that Democratic candidates will win in the 2018 midterm elections and put the administration of Donald Trump in check...despite being visibly worried over the possibility of a "blue wave" not materializing. The closing tag line: "Vote! Please?"
• Depend Legends — Incontinent yet ashamed to wear adult diapers? You don't have to be when Depend offers a line of diapers with images of classic stars of the past. The tagline: "Make History. In your pants."
• Derek Jeter's Taco Hole – Derek Jeter pitches a taco restaurant in Nutley, New Jersey, with a jingle sung to the Beach Boys song "Kokomo".
• Dillon/Edwards Investments – This 1999 ad promotes a financial firm that took a slow, cautious approach to provide services on the Internet; when they were ready to do so, they took the only domain name available: "www.clownpenis.fart".
• Disco Meltdown – A Season 6 ad promotes a hip, new dance club in the reactor core of a nuclear power plant.
• Discover Card — Card user Ego Nwodim is alerted to peculiar charges on her bill. When she calls Discover's service line, she is greeted by her raspy-voiced doppelgänger. A spoof of the credit card's "We treat you like you'd treat you" campaign by way of the horror film Us.
• Disney Channel Acting School — Miley Cyrus and Raven-Symoné promote a school where students train to act "the Disney way," learning techniques such as "Disrespecting Authority," "Pause Then Dis," and "Reacting To Stinky Feet."
• Dissing Your Dog – Will Ferrell sells a dog training video for passive aggressive dog owners.
• Divided We Stand — This ad promotes an Off-Broadway musical that dives head first into the contentious American political climate, though its book, songs, and cast leave a bad impression on not only critics but audiences.
• Dr. Deborah Birx Scarves — Dr. Birx, White House response coordinator during the COVID-19 pandemic, finds it frustrating that all the public pays attention to during her briefings are the scarves she's wearing. But in this digital-exclusive ad from May 2019, she leans in and creates a line of scarves, including one that literally says "Screw you, I'm a doctor," another in bird patterns, and others made from periodic tables and actual CDC statments.
• Donald Trump's House of Wings – his own chicken wing restaurant, featuring Donald Trump as himself, Horatio Sanz as David Crosby, and four other castmembers as singing employees in chicken costumes. The jingle is set to "Jump ".
• Don't Buy Stuff You Can't Afford – Pitchman Chris Parnell promotes a book about money management to a clueless couple.
• Dopenhagen and Happy Daze – David Carradine plays a cowboy who likes to get high on marijuana he can chew instead of smoke. Parody of Copenhagen chewing tobacco.
• Downton Abbey — At first, it appears to be a trailer for the motion picture revival of the beloved TV series, right down to the film's premise. But it's peppered with unflattering quotes from critics. The stealthy reveal at the very end: It's actually a promo for Joker, admitting that that comic book film is not perfect, "but at least stuff happens."
• Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice – A parody of erectile dysfunction treatments, complete with the warning "If you experience an erection lasting longer than twenty-four hours, call up your friends and brag about it." Levitra's slogan "strong and lasting" is replaced by "thick and sturdy".
• Dr. Uncle Jimmy's Smokehouse and Outpatient Surgical Facility – A shady clinic that offers semi-professional surgery and mediocre barbecue cuisine.
• Dropping the L.B.'s With Missy E – Missy Elliott pitches a workout video featuring her impossible-to-imitate dance moves.
• Duncan Hines Brownie Husband – a brownie treat shaped like a life-sized man, designed specifically for the single woman.
• Dunkin Donuts — An ad featuring "Actual Customers," all of whom are professional and telegenic for the camera... except for Donny, who sports a thick Boston accent and a rude, uncouth disposition toward Dunkin's staff and customers.
• Duolingo for Talking to Children — Episode host Kristen Stewart uses this instructional app to have meaningful conversations and other interactions with children.
• DynaCorp – an announcer confuses Jessica Simpson with food products similar to Chicken of the Sea-brand tuna. The ad parodies Simpson's remark on the MTV reality show , where she asked Nick Lachey if Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken.
• Dyson Toilet – Parody of Dyson vacuum cleaner ads.

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• Ed McMahon's School of Laughing — a school that trains people who want to make money by performing on laugh tracks.
• Einstein Express — an express courier service that handles late-arriving packages by literally sending them back in time to the desired arrival date. The slogan: "When it absolutely, positively has to be there the day before yesterday".
• Elián! The Cuban Boy — promo for a Disney-produced Broadway musical about Elián González, with Christopher Walken as Fidel Castro.
• Empire – a promo parody of the FOX television series, now including a white man named Chip who would rather run the record company as a real company instead of getting involved in the drama.
• The Englehart Five — The German quintet's new album has Helga Englehart and her brothers Rolf, Fritz, and Juergen singing songs about their brother Klaus' death in a hunting accident caused by Rolf.
• Epoxy-Dent — A 1978 ad for "the strongest denture cream permitted by law". To prove its strength, a user bites down on a wood bar, which is lifted by a helicopter.
• EPT Home Pregnancy Test — A parody of EPT's campaign that features real-life couples using the product to see if they're having a baby. Here, a man and woman await the results of the test — and nervously so, as they're really two college students who had a one-night stand two weeks earlier.
• Estro-maxx – Going through a male-to-female sex change is easier with Estro-maxx, a once-a-day pill that gives you all the hormones you need. Caused minor controversy for its depictions of male-to-female transsexuals.
• EternaRest Coffin Mattresses — Casket padding that outlasts the corpse.
• Eych! — "It's the only hairball remover that cats ask for by name." A spoof of Meow Mix, but instead the cats cough in an exceedingly funny manner.
• Excedrin RT — Queen Latifah plays a businesswoman who takes an aspirin to combat "racial tension" headaches brought on by interns asking questions about the stereotypical behavior of black people.
• Exclusive Connections — Paris Hilton promotes a sex chat line catering to nerds who are interested in science fiction and fantasy movies.
• EZ Date — Parody of eHarmony and other matchmaking websites. All of the matches are alluded to be between prostitute and.

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• FX-70 Cheese Slicer – Candice Bergen pitches a Polaroid camera that dispenses cheese slices.
• Farrow & Ball — This ad starts out with Aidy Bryant telling her brother and his wife how she used this premium paint, imported from Great Britain, to make her living room pop with vivid color. But it gradually turns into a raising of familial issues: How Bryant has been running through her share of the family's inheritance, who she's been hooking up with, and the parentage of Bennett and Stewart's baby.
• The Fault in Our Stars 2: The Ebola in Our Everything — A trailer for a sequel to the 2014 film about two teens with cancer who fall in love, only here Olive has the Ebola virus, which severely tampers paramour Theodore's attraction to her.
• Fashion Coward — A clothing store for women with a fragile self-image, offering items that suggest "the general idea of a person" and features that keep clothes shopping from being a traumatic experience, such as faraway mirrors, no bathing suits, quick-burning clothes, and knock-out gas that fills the dressing room for those who take too long.
• Father-Son Podcasting Microphone - A dual microphone that helps fathers bond with their teenage sons as if they're doing a podcast together.
• Fear Factor, Jr. – A season 29 promo for a youth version of the NBC reality show, with Joe Rogan coercing children to perform dangerous and disgusting stunts just as he does with adults on the regular Fear Factor. For example, one kid will have to watch his parents divorce if he can't eat a plate of maggot-ridden eggs Benedict.
• Federline – Kevin Federline pitches his new line of underwear to extricate himself from the shadow of his wife Britney Spears; shot in black-and-white, similar in style to early Calvin Klein commercials.
• Felina Cat Food – In a parody of onsite supermarket taste-test commercials, a TV pitchman dupes a housewife into eating tuna casserole made from cat food.
• First CityWide Change Bank – Two ads promote a financial institution whose only service is providing change. How does First CityWide make money doing this? As one service rep says it, "The answer is simple: Volume".
• Flex – deodorant laced with steroids that provokes its users to behave like animals.
• Food Dudes - For the drunk who orders too much food and is afraid others will judge him, there's Food Dudes, a trio of animatronic mannequins you can say are your friends who hang out with you and order food.
• Fresh Squeezed Baseball — Episode host Bob Uecker starts his day off right with juice freshly pureed from baseballs.
• Frozen II: Disney releases the sequel to Frozen, including a collection of deleted scenes featuring a lot of shoehorned diversity, from Elsa coming out as a lesbian to the hiring of a black actor as a palace guard.
• Frozen Mexican Dinner – Musician Paul Brittain is not feeling well during his band's recording session, claiming constipation. Luckily, bandmate Fred Armisen offers this frozen food product with medicine designed to counter constipation. Also available in Indian and fish varieties.
• The Fruiting – a movie trailer spoof for a horror flick where citrus fruits attack a family living in a haunted mansion.

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• The Game of Life: DACA Edition — from April 2018, this topical variation on the classic board game forces players who pull a "dreamer" card to take an alternative path where they must "work three jobs," dodge ICE agents, and face bureaucratic hoops. The simulation of, and references to, real life clearly drains one player's joy in the game.
• Gandhi and the Bandit – A movie trailer spoofing Smokey and the Bandit, with law enforcement chasing a speeding 18-wheeler driven by Mahatma Gandhi.
• Gangsta Bitch Barbie – new Barbie doll perpetuates stereotypes of black people living in the ghetto. Parodies use of hip hop culture in advertisement.
• Galactic Prophylactic – Excited pitchman Eddie Murphy promotes Ron Popeil-produced male prophylactics constructed with a steel core for extra durability. Also promoted is the Dura-Fram Diaphragm for women.
• Gary Busey Motorcycle Helmet – following his helmetless motorcycle crash, this clip features Gary Busey endorsing a new line of protective headgear. On top of the helmet is an enormous foam rubber "helmet protector", and also mentioned a "helmet protector protector", which was too large to be shown.
• Gary Hart for President Committee — this sensually-shot ad finds a scorned woman fighting in vain to put Gary Hart behind her, but Hart is there to remind her that "you can't get him out of your mind," no matter what he may have done.
• Gas Right – Inventor Bruce Johnson modifies his Breathe-Right nasal strips to a larger size that expands the buttocks and prevents nighttime flatulence noises.
• Gaystrogen – a parody of the Estroven hormone drug; for men over 45 suffering from "queer loss".
• GE Big Boy Appliances — In contrast to the 1950s, women are now considered the breadwinners of the house who go out and work while the men are more likely to stay home and care for the family. But stay-at-home husbands can still keep the house clean with such appliances as a dishwasher with a 70-pound steel door, a washing machine 6 feet in height, and a 240-horsepower riding lawnmower-like vacuum cleaner with a stain remover that looks and acts like a jackhammer.
• Gidget Goes to Shock Therapy — This ad features three grown women acting like little girls, the result of "Gidget's Disease," a condition psychiatrist Jane Curtin says makes them "terminally cute... too cute for their own good." The only cure is a form of "pointless root canal" in "The Dental Theater of Cruelty."
• Girls — From Season 39, this promo for the HBO comedy finds Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna welcoming someone new to their circle of friendship — Blerta, an impoverished Albanian immigrant who doesn't entirely sympathize with the girls' issues.
• Girls Gone Wild: Katrina — Doug Stanhope travels to a flooded post-Hurricane Katrina New Orleans and offers women fresh water and clothing in exchange for their flashing their breasts and "going wild" for the camera.
• Giuliani & Associates — Timely yet cut for time during David Harbour's episode as host, this October 2019 ad finds Donald Trump's personal attorney, Rudolph Giuliani, promoting his services for those in serious legal trouble and promising to make things worse. Appearing in testimonials are two clients who claim they're American but have suspicious accents; "Yankees legend" Bernie Williams, who bails from his endorsement after sensing something's up; and Giuliani associates Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, who, after their arrests that week, surfaced as notable figures in the Trump–Ukraine scandal.
• Googie Rene's — In two ads, Googie promotes his seasonal discount clothing shops where you can save big on clothes with obvious imperfections including:
• *Googie Rene's Partially Damaged Halloween Costume Discount Basement, whose costumes are so stained and torn you need props to hide the imperfections.
• *Googie Rene's Slightly Damaged Prom Wear Barn, featuring dresses with grass stains on the backside and tuxedos with meatball stains on the front.
• The Goombahs — Cashing in on the success of HBO's The Sopranos, Showtime creates its own show about a stereotypical Italian-American family. The promo's tagline: "Television at its finest. And its most Italian."
• GoProbe — A trio of extreme athletes promote this special version of the GoPro camera designed for use by doctors in colonoscopy exams.
• GP Yass — Liven up your long trip by adding this mode to your GPS navigation device that uses a drag performer's voice to deliver directions.
• Grable and Lombard — A movie trailer spoof about the lesbian wedding of Betty Grable and Carole Lombard.
• Grady Wilson DVDs — Grady Wilson promotes two DVDs that teach married couples his best sexual moves, all bizarre yet humorously demonstrated by Grady and his assistants in what appears to be his garage. The DVDs include:
• * Grady Wilson's Burning Up the Sheets, in which Grady and Amber perform moves such as "The Striking 12" and "The Skydiver."
• * Grady Wilson's Fifty & Freaky, with Grady and "Marta from Amsterdam" demonstrating "The Sun Is In My Eyes," "The Old TV", and other techniques for couples over 50.
• Graffiti: Say No – New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani cracks down on graffiti artists defacing the city by adding insults next to their handiwork.
• Grayson Moorhead Securities – A lampoon of brokerage companies projecting a tradition of competence and trustworthiness, where the founding principles include making a list of clients, investing in white-owned businesses, and keeping the list in a safe place.
• Green & Fazio — Attorney Barry Green and his firm specializes in personal injury cases including phantom whiplash, near-collision stress, trauma suffered by accident bystanders, and pain suffered while committing burglary, not to mention harassing defendants to settle.
• Grimaldi's Classic Creations — Nativity scene figurines including a Baby Jesus that, thanks to a sound microchip, screams 24 hours a day from Christmas Day to Three Kings Day, much to the consternation of mom Nancy Walls, dad David Koechner, and the family.
• Grouch — From DC Films and "the twisted minds at Sesame Workshop" comes this Joker-like origin story, directed by Todd Phillips and "brought to you by the letter 'R'," about how grouchy sanitation worker Oscar came to reside on Sesame Street. But it's not the sunny place from TV, as the street's memorable characters are depicted as sex workers, drug addicts, homeless beggars, or criminals. As Oscar reasons to a social worker, "If everyone calls you trash, and everyone treats you like trash, why don't you just become trash?"
• Gun City – a Crazy Eddie-type pitchman offers firearms as Christmas presents.
• Guns — A public service announcement showing how much firearms are a part of American life, whether you're proposing to your fiancée, need protection when you're jogging alone in the woods, welcoming a baby into the world, or bonding with an older relative. The tagline: "Guns. We're here to stay."
• Guy Fieri's Full Throttle Christmas Special — Food Network host Fieri presents a holiday special with his unique dishes and featuring appearances from "the human equivalent of the food he makes," like Kid Rock, Criss Angel, Bret Michaels, Kimbo Slice, Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, Verne Troyer, Big Ang, Dog the Bounty Hunter and the cast of Pawn Stars.

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• Hallmark Mother Collection — Mother's Day cards that "crazy weirdo" sons who enjoy dressing up and acting like their mothers can give themselves.
• Hallmark Channel Countdown to Christmas — A promo for the network's nearly round-the-clock block of wholesome holiday-themed films that was cut for time from James Franco's appearance as host in December 2017. The ad checks off many of the tropes the films are famous for, including its use of familiar faces, Canadian talent and locations, and similarly-themed storylines. The films promoted here include:
• *Yes, Santa! starring Jessica Normal as a businesswoman who leaves the big city to care for her grandmother's Christmas tree farm and is wooed by an old classmate — who's really a young Santa Claus played by "Canadian handsome" actor Chris Bearstick
• *Christmas Kitchen Wish, in which a baker and single mom finds herself magically trapped inside a snowglobe and requesting extraction assistance from her “black co-worker with no backstory”
• *Prince Santa, with "once famous, now very Christian actress" Meredith Devoe-Ellis portraying a figure skater who, after getting amnesia, falls for her kingdom's handsome prince — played by Chris Bearstick, because Hallmark Channel got him to do "two of these for no pay"
• Hamburger Helper Antibacterial - Chris Parnell pitches this food product that includes the "powerful antibacterial agent" Tristanex to a grocery-shopping couple unsure if the days-old hamburger meat in their refrigerator is safe to eat. Parnell's cooking demonstration reveals, despite the product's acrid smell, that the meat's "germ volume is almost cut in half". Also promoted is Chicken Helper with Chlorine Bleach.
• Handi-Off – a topical treatment used for removal of excess fingers.
• Hands-Free Selfie Stick — A traditional selfie stick needs to be held with one hand. Not this version, whose long, bendable arm reaches out over the user and is inserted up their buttocks. Episode host Amy Schumer makes an endorsement cameo.
• Happy Fun Ball – a seemingly simple children's toy with dozens of disclaimers for absurdly dangerous health hazards and life-threatening properties, notably among them "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball" and "Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin."
• Harley's Bristol Cream – a parody of Harvey's Bristol Cream, in which Gilda Radner uses the phone to find dates and then calls out to people on the street via opening the window.
• Have a Nice Day – a trailer for a horror movie where smiley faces haunt potential murder victims.
• HBO — With the mega-popular Game of Thrones about to enter its final season, the network promotes "prequels, sequels, and spinoffs," among them the Daria-inspired animated show Arya; Samwell Tarly and Gilly in the sitcom The King of Queens Landing; and the crossover , with Benson and Tutola investigating a gruesome murder in Westeros.
• Headz Up – An iPhone text-based app that clues people to their surroundings and keeps them out of danger while their eyes are glued to their tech devices.
• Hedley and Wyche — An ad for "the British toothpaste," one infused with "two teaspoons of pure cane sugar... for a smile that says, 'Yum, that was good.'" A spoof of the stereotype that the Brits, by and large, maintain poor dental hygiene.
• Heinz Relax — Near-empty bottles of ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard tend to make flatulent noises, leaving the user embarrassed and the butt of familial jokes at the Thanksgiving dinner table. But these redesigned bottles, when used, make a relaxing sigh... and other noises associated with sexual intercourse.
• Hey, You – Gilda Radner appears in this ad for a perfume for women in search of a one-night stand.
• Helmsley Spook House – Leona Helmsley creates a haunted house with the same style, class, and obedient workers as her hotels.
• Herbal Essences for Men — Attorney Amy Poehler has already "got the urge," but opposing counsel Will Ferrell and other men in the courtroom get it too in this parody of Clairol's shampoo line and its playfully sensual ad campaign.
• Herman & Sons Sperm Bank — George Herman and Eugene Sons announce a going out of business sale at "the oldest sperm bank in greater Lansing;" they're turning the space into a TCBY franchise, so they need to get rid of their sperm stock to assure "minimal sperm-to-yogurt crossover."
• Heroin AM — An over-the-counter form of heroin for those who want to take the drug yet remain productive parents, workers, etc. Though panned for painting the heroin epidemic in a humorous tone, the 2016 ad was also lauded for highlighting the issue in the first place, including the drug's dangerous risks and its impact on people from all walks of life.
• HiberNol – "From the makers of Coma-Dose" comes this NyQuil-like cold medicine designed to knock a person out for the entire cold and flu season. Phil Hartman appears as the onscreen announcer.
• Hire The Incompetent – a temp agency that offers unskilled workers for hire; first appearance of Gilda Radner's recurring character Roseanne Roseannadanna.
• Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine – Episode host Sarah Michelle Gellar promotes a magazine featuring photos of male and female celebrities cupping their breasts. The ad spoofs the numerous copy-cat magazine covers that re-created Janet Jackson's famous 1993 Rolling Stone cover.
• Home Security Decoy – mannequins posing as criminals already breaking into a house to trick real thieves into thinking it's already being robbed.
• Homocil – a special drug that helps reduce the stress of parents whose male children express homosexual tendencies. The tag line: "Because it's your problem, not theirs."
• Hoverboards — This December 2015 ad plays up on the popularity of self-balancing scooters and their propensity to catch fire.
• How to Order Sushi Like a CEO – a pompous executive promotes his book on how to order at sushi restaurants, all the while patronizing sushi restaurant waitress Maya Rudolph.
• HuckaPM — How does White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, sleep at night after a long day of making outlandish statements in defense of the Trump administration? With this sleep aid that combines Melatonin, extra strength quaaludes, and the "One and Dones" prescribed to Michael Jackson by his doctor. One tablet and Sanders is instantly asleep.
• Huggies Thong – useless diapers shaped like thongs; parodies the increasing phenomenon of the sexualization of young children, and parents who allow their children to dress in risqué, revealing clothing more suited for adults.

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• Infiniti Toilets — Mike Myers in a toilet ad.
• Interbank — A husband and wife extol the aforementioned bank that sends black ops to find your stolen travelers checks.
• I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs — Promo for a new TV show featuring Maya Angelou pulling pranks on her circle of celebrity friends; the pranks include putting a pie on Morgan Freeman's chair, taking the bottom out of Dr. Cornel West's suitcase, and interrupting Stephen King's book signing to tell him that his car has been towed.
• iPhone — Fred Armisen plays a man who uses his iPhone to keep his relationship with his pregnant wife separate from his affair with a French-Canadian woman whom he loves more.
• ISIS — A controversial Season 40 parody of a Toyota Camry ad that featured a proud father driving his daughter to the airport, where she departs for U.S. Army training. Here, however, the daughter is being picked up not by an Army representative but by Islamic State militants, as her father looks on with apprehension. The ad was both blasted for mining comedy out of ISIS' atrocious actions and applauded for daring to ridicule the terrorist group.
• i-sleepPRO — This ambient sleep aid that has settings for "white noise" and "black noise"; the latter includes thumping bass music, dialogue from Tyler Perry sitcoms and the movie Friday, domestic arguments, and an old woman complaining about her foot pain. Jay Pharoah provides voice work for the device.
• I Was Not a Sucker for Saturday Night — Laraine Newman pitches a book about her risqué encounters with the male writers of Saturday Night Live.

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• J.J. Casuals – Jack Johnson promotes shoes shaped like bare feet for those who are as casual as he is.
• Jamitol – parody of Geritol in which a husband extols the virtues of the multivitamin that has kept his wife working to the point of exhaustion. "My wife. I think I'll stuff her!"
• Jam Hawkers – carries the Smucker's slogan to absurd extremes, promoting jams that taste so good that the manufacturers dare to give them horrible and disturbing names. Most members of the first-season cast appear as spokesmen, each trying to outdo the other on the "best" jam in the following order:
• * Jane Curtin – Fluckers: "It's got to be good!"
• * Chevy Chase – Nose Hair: "You can imagine how good it must be... mm–mm!"
• * Dan Aykroyd – Death Camp: "Just look for the barbed wire on the label!"
• * John Belushi – Dog Vomit & Monkey Pus: "This stuff has got to be terrific!"
• * Chevy Chase – Painful Rectal Itch: "The taste? "
• * Dan Aykroyd – Mangled Baby Ducks: "Great jam! Beautiful jam!"
• * John Belushi – 10,000 Nuns and Orphans "Oh so good!"
• * Garrett Morris then brings in a jar that's "So disgusting you can't say it on television!"
• Jar Glove – In a parody of the black-and-white dramatizations of someone struggling to perform an everyday task without the use of the product being sold, a housewife accidentally kills her husband, resists arrest, is sentenced, goes to prison, plots and executes an escape, and hides out from prison guards—all because she struggled with opening the lid on a jar without benefit of the Jar Glove.
• Javis Homer Security System – a commercial that begins as a diaper ad featuring a man reminiscing about the first time he changed his baby's diaper. The baby's mother enters the room, yelling, "Who the hell are you?!" and the man makes a frantic escape out the window while the mother cries and holds her baby in fear.
• Jenson Mint – phony dollars and coins for rich people who want homeless panhandlers to leave them alone once and for all.
• Jewess Jeans – Gilda Radner models these jeans in this parody of Jordache jeans. The Levy's-like tag line advises that "no one has to be Jewish" to wear Jewess.
• Jiffy Express – When you forgot your package had to be at its destination yesterday, Jiffy says "We'll take the package... AND the blame" by back-dating packages and simulating shipping delays.
• Jiffy Pop Air Bag – Eat popcorn while you're waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
• Jogger Motel – A parody of the commercials for Black Flag Roach Motel roach traps. Its tagline read, "Joggers jog in, but they don't jog out".
• Joe Caucasian, Joe Dude, Joe Hetero, and Joe Not-a-Rapist — Promos for Fox reality shows based on Joe Millionaire, where a bachelor tricks female contestants into thinking he is white, a male, a heterosexual, or not a convicted serial rapist.
• Jon Hamm's John Ham – the actor promotes ham you can eat while sitting on the toilet, complete with a dispenser similar to that of toilet paper.

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• K-Put Price-Is-Rite Stamp Gun — a price-stamp gun that allows shoppers to freely alter the prices of various goods in their own favor.
• Kannon AE-1 — a camera "so simple, so advanced, even Stevie Wonder can use it!" A spoof of Canon AE-1 SLR.
• Kate & Ali — a series of promos for a spoof of Kate & Allie—only instead of two divorced women, it's screen legend Katharine Hepburn sharing a domicile with boxing great Muhammad Ali.
• KCF Shredders — Lampoons fast food industry's marketing to kids, in this case with lettuce. "Now with How Stella Got Her Groove Back action figures!"
• Khool Toilet — Parroting the classic "1984" ad that introduced Apple's Macintosh computer, complete with a sledgehammer-wielding protagonist, this ad promotes the latest toilet fixture from the Kohler Co. that allows one to sit “the cool way” on a toilet—backwards, with your arms casually draped over the back, as opposed to the forward-facing style of old toilets Big Brother dictates the proletariat to use.
• Kim's Fairytale Divorce — "Whoopsees, I got divorced!" So admits Kim Kardashian in this promo for the latest E! special centered on the Karsashian family, this time making a glamorous event out of Kim's divorce from Chris Humphries.
• Kool-Aid - a public service announcement about how people have been influenced by the Kool-Aid Man's habit of bursting into places unwelcome with pitches of juice yelling, "Oh yeah!" and how this needs to stop for the sake of future generations.
• Kotex Classic — a very large sanitary napkin which includes a belt, and is clearly visible under a woman's clothing, very much like the sanitary napkins worn by women and girls of the 1950s.

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• Lansford Brothers & Associates: Hangmen-At-Law – Businessman brothers offer professional Texas-style lynchings.
• Law & Order: Parking Violations Unit – A promo for the latest addition to the Law & Order franchise, this one centered on the police who investigate parking crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders challenging their tickets.
• Leave Me Alurn — If women want to avoid small talk with men, they can use this "conversation prophylactic" in the shape of a funerary urn to make men think they want to be left alone while they spread their loved one's ashes. From the makers of Lower Back Spikes, a belt used for women who are sick of men touching them on the smalls of their back when they walk past them.
• Leevi's Three-Legged Jeans — Various SNL cast members cavort about in these jeans that feature a redundant third leg in the middle. The Season 17 ad features a reggae-tinged jingle, various catchphrases, and this ad-ending remark to the viewer from Tim Meadows: "Hey, not any dumber than acid-washed."
• Lemon Glow – an ex-biker chick wistfully recalls her drugs-and-sex days while cleaning the middle-class home she's conned herself into.
• Leland-Meyers Home Headache Test — Run a "moderate amount" of your blood in a centerfuge, place one drop on a test strip, and in two hours you'll learn whether or not you actually have a headache. A Season 20 parody of home pregnancy tests featuring Janeane Garofalo and Kevin Nealon.
• Levi's Wokes - sizeless, style-neutral, gender non-conforming denim jeans for a generation that defies labels.
• Lexon Paradox – Two automotive design teams produced two completely opposite cars. In the end, the two were combined to create The Paradox.
• Liberty Medical – Wilford Brimley begins his pitch for this medical supply delivery service by explaining how, with "dye-a-beetuss", he has to take extra care of his health, but continually qualifies, and admits to exaggerations, until by the end, he's described hiding a "food boner" over a delivery of $200 worth of pork ribs to his house, never having moved fast enough to sweat, and the fact that he may not even have diabetes—his doctor "just thinks I look like the kinda guy who would have it".
• Lil' General Fireworks — A fireworks manufacturer promotes their product as a family-friendly way turn any boring weekend into the 4th of July.
• Lil' Poundcake – This Season 37 ad promotes a doll that's not only sweet enough for girls to play with, it gives them an FDA-approved HPV vaccination shot when they least expect it.
• Lincoln Financial — Three spoofs of the investment company's "Get to know the future you" campaign, specifically an ad in which an airline passenger meets the future version of himself. In Ad #1, a man has oral sex with his future self; in Ad #2, another man is told by his future self that he's going to gain weight, go bankrupt, fly to Hawaii, and kill himself ; Ad #3 finds another man mistaking a female passenger for his transgender future self.
• Lincoln MKC – Episode host Jim Carrey lampoons Matthew McConaughey's exisential pitchwork for Lincoln's crossover utility vehicle in this trio of ads. McConaughey gets so lost in his deep thoughts that in the third ad, he drives right through an Allstate commercial parody, hitting Allstate pitchman Dennis Haysbert in the process. Carrey would later reprise this spoof in the Celebrity Jeopardy sketch in SNLs 40th Anniversary Special.
• Lite Beer — Bill Cosby, much as he does with Jell-O, promotes the virtues of Lite to a table of children in this Season 6 ad, including telling them Fat Albert drinks it and pouring it into their cupped hands.
• Little Brothers – An ad similar in vein to Peyton Manning's "United Way" commercial; here, Manning's younger brother Eli is ambassador of a mentoring program for young boys who need a strong, male role model in their lives — and someone to beat up their mean older brothers. The commercial ends with the tag line "Little Brothers: Because the time of reckoning is now at hand", followed by Eli and his young charges laughing maniacally.
• Litter Critters – Cheri Oteri appears in this sketch about a kit that allows children to take their cat's fecal waste and mold it into fun figurines. "♪♫ When you hear a scratch, here comes a batch — It's time for Litter Critters! ♪♫"
• Little Chocolate Donuts — "decathlon champion John Belushi" promotes "The Donuts of Champions" in this parody of Bruce Jenner's pitch work for Wheaties.
• Long White Beard – "Let 'em know you've been waiting." Featured various cast members and actors wearing obviously fake, long, white beards in situations where someone has kept them waiting.
• The Looker — TNT's newest procedural drama stars Penny Marshall as a police interrogator who gets suspects to sign confessions simply by staring at them for long periods of time.
• Loose Bear – a hallucinogenic laxative that makes you dream you're being chased in the woods by a hungry bear, thus "scaring the crap out of you".
• Lori Davis Hair Spray Exciting Hold – Listed in the SNL sketch records as "Focus on Beauty II", this infomercial spoof promotes an environmentally conscious hair spray with no alcohol in it, featuring episode host Christina Applegate as Cher, Chris Farley as Lori Davis, and Phil Hartman as "Brad in the Lab".
• Love Island — The British reality TV series comes to Hulu, complete with contestants with an exhibitionist streak, an aim to hook up with someone... and hard-to-comprehend regional dialects.
• The Love Toilet – Victoria Jackson & Kevin Nealon share the most intimate moment of them all... on a single-based toilet with two seats, placed so that the seated users can face each other. "Because when you're in love, even five minutes apart can seem like an eternity."
• The Lung Brush – used every night by heavy smoker Chris Farley to remove quarts of tar from his lungs before going to bed with wife Victoria Jackson. Former NFL quarterback Ken Stabler makes a celebrity endorsement cameo.
• Lux 420 SL – Cliff Robertson, in a deadpan cameo, promotes the car that caters to insane people; designed by such notables as Nostradamus, its features include an in-console sink for compulsive hand-washing and enough trunk space to hold copious vials of one's own urine. The tagline: "There's a radio in my fingernail...CAR!!"

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• Mack North — Even though he handily defeated opponent Fred Peete in the 6th district election, North continues his campaign against him with a trio of attack ads, all in an effort to rub his victory in Peete's face.
• Macy's — For its 2019 holiday sale, the department store promotes discounts on men's blazers; cashmere tops; and for kids, clothes they'll immediately loathe because they're itchy, too tight, will soil easily, and cause their parents to lose their temper while trying to keep them neat. The closing tag line: "The clothes they'll hate create the memories you'll love."
• Magic Mouth — a device which is inserted into the rectum and converts flatulence into "polished expressions".
• MartinSheen – a hair spray which consisted of guest Martin Sheen sipping water from a paper cup and spitting it on Jane Curtin's hair as she pitched the product, pausing occasionally to nod in agreement with her statements.
• Mary-Kate & Ashley Perfume – The perfume that fits your mood, whether you're an Ashley or a Mary-Kate. A female voice-over whispers "Ashley" to one activity and "Mary-Kate" to one in contrast.
• MasterClass Quarantine Edition — The online education platform, in two Spring 2020 ads, offers celebrity-hosted courses for those seeking new pursuits while in quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic:
• *The first ad, featuring Chloe Fineman in all roles, highlights hat-and-hoodie-heavy fashion tips from Timothée Chalamet, TikTok tutorials from JoJo Siwa, and bicycling tips from Tiger Kings Carole Baskin.
• *The second ad includes tips on writing personal journals from Phoebe Waller-Bridge, looking good in a suit from John Mulaney, and "something" from Britney Spears, who coos that "the thing that helps me most during quarantine is being rich."
• Match.com — This ad for the dating website features various female site members talking about the man they hope to find... and Martha Stewart, who just wants "a successful man... for intercourse."
• Maya Angelou — David Alan Grier, in his 1997 turn as episode host, mimics the acclaimed poet and her flowery, emotional, hyperbolic prose in a trio of ads, including:
• * Butterfinger candy
• * Froot Loops
• * Pennzoil
• Maybelline For Men – Finally, cosmetics for guys.
• McIntosh Jr. – A parody of early ads for Apple's Macintosh computer that promises elementary-school users "the power to crush the other kids!"
• McIntosh Post-It Notes — Apple follows up on its Macintosh PowerBook and Newton PDA with this palm-sized device that has "the practicality of a Post-it Note with the power of a McIntosh ."
• Mega Mart — In this 2010 ad, an amped-up Bobby Moynihan promotes the big-box retailer's "12-Minute Madness" sale on Black Friday, where a "savings stampede" will be assured, thanks to freshly waxed floors, no security guards, box cutters for every customer, and an exclusive offer of a previously unreleased Harry Potter book.
• Me-Harmony.com – a 2005 parody of eHarmony promotes a matchmaking website for narcissists. Various SNL castmembers have dual roles as both the happy Me-Harmony client and, in drag, their perfect mate. The ad also promotes its sister service, the gay matchmaking site He-Harmony.com.
• Mel's Char Palace – Mel, with help from a saw-wielding "Mrs. Mel", promotes his steakhouse on "Route 17, Paramus" where diners select their own steer, cuts and portions.
• Mercury Mistress – A spoof of luxury-car ads, this ad promotes "a car so sexy, you'll just want to have sex with it".
• Metrocard – a customer/employee credit card testimonial starring Phil Hartman as a business traveler who needed to call Metrocard's customer service line, and episode host Roseanne Barr as the sassy representative that came to his assistance
• Michael Bublé Christmas Duets - the singer, appearing as himself, follows up his solo holiday album with this collection of holiday duets with celebrities who are the opposite of Bublé's elegant charm, among them a starstruck Taylor Swift, a vamping Justin Bieber, a wisecracking Russell Brand, and a gun-wielding M.I.A..
• Michael Phelps Diet – The Olympic champion swimmer shows his "eat whatever you want, and as much as you want" diet, one that, by virtue of its high-calorie count, is almost certainly fatal to anyone who's not an Olympic-caliber athlete. Subway pitchman Jared Fogle appears, stating "this diet sucks a foot long".
• Middle American Van Lines – A moving company that moves families instead of their belongings.
• The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders – a trailer for a home invasion slasher movie as directed by Wes Anderson, starring Owen Wilson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Danny Glover, Tilda Swinton, Anjelica Huston, Jason Schwartzman, Adrien Brody, a stop-motion mouse, and Alec Baldwin as the narrator.
• Milsford Spring Water – Tom Bodett narrates as a bottled water's unusually "rich history" is re-enacted: Rather than share a pure spring creek with neighboring Dunbee, the Massachusetts town of Milsford brutally destroys Dunbee and most of its residents — "over 107... days ago. You probably heard about it on the TV".
• Mom Celebrity Translator – A handheld electronic device that allows young'uns to decipher what well-known celebrity their unhip mothers are trying to describe to them.
• Mom Jeans – Available at J. C. Penney, these jeans fit Mom just the way she likes it! "She'll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats!" The tagline: "I'm not a woman anymore. I'm a mom!"
• Morgan Stanley — This 2005 ad finds a man, after Ashley is caught smoking pot at school, scolding Ashley with threats to empty out her college fund. The man, however, is not Ashley's father but her family's "Morgan Stanley guy". A parody of the investment bank's "One Client at a Time" campaign that dramatized the family-like bond between its agents and their clients.
• Mostly Garbage Dog Food – Dog lover Jason Sudeikis gets his priorities straight by serving bagged garbage to his canine pal as a money-saving measure because of current economic issues.
• My Drunk Boyfriend — For the woman who longs to care for their inebriated boyfriend, there's this life-sized animatronic doll that comes pre-programmed with slurring speech and inappropriate actions. Also available is My Drunk Girlfriend, for men who want to care for their inebriated girlfriends.
• My Little Step Children — Dolls for children who like playing with dolls but would rather pretend-play being the uncaring stepparent than the loving mommy. A cut-for-time ad from 2018.

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• Navy Adventure — Instead of training and missions, this spot featured the sailors doing other things, such as cleaning toilets, peeling potatoes, and doing laundry. The tag line: "It's not just a job; it's $96.78 a week!"
• NBC: Our Age Is Showing — A self-parody of NBC's 1981–1982 ad campaign "Our Pride Is Showing".
• NCI — Spokesperson David Spade makes outlandish promises for this long-distance phone company's service, among them a guarantee that who you want to call will be at home to answer.
• Nebulzitol — an FDA-approved drug to give to your husband when he's got March madness.
• Ned's Roach-Away — Ned promotes his alternative to roach control products that contain harmful chemicals: Specially trained roaches with miniature firearms, because "the only thing that can stop a bad roach is a good roach with a gun."
• Nerf Crotch Bat — Chris Farley and Rob Schneider headline this ad for the latest addition to the Nerf line of toys, a bat cushioned in Nerf foam that kids and adults use to hit each other in the genital area. Also advertised is "Nerf Crotch Missile" and "Nerf Nerf", a formless plasmatic blob of Nerf foam material.
• Netflix — The streaming service announces their heavy spending on film and series development that will create an “endless scroll” of content in 2019, will take twelve human lifetimes to get through and will cause the end of the world via The Singularity. Among the new offerings:
• *Saved by the Crown, a Saved By the Bell knock-off which puts young Queen Elizabeth II into a high school setting
• *Officer Winslow, a gritty reboot of Family Matters where Carl Winslow is a gun-toting alcoholic who threatens to shoot Steve Urkel for once again hitting on his daughter, Laura
• *And the unscripted comedy series Leslie Jones in a Van Buying Batteries, in which Jones' trip to "go get some Duracells" goes pear-shape when she runs over a cyclist with her van and flees the incoming sirens of a police car.
• Network Battle of the T's & A's — This promo for an NBC competition special similar to Battle of the Network Stars features gratuitous shots of female celebrity competitors "with the biggest T’s, and the nicest A’s!" A parody of the late 1970s trend of TV shows with well-endowed, suggestively-clad women in their cast.
• Next for Men — A new antiperspirant for famous men — such as a stand-up comedian, a big-time Hollywood actor, or a Fortune 500 CEO — whose careers are on the line due to sexual misconduct allegations.
• Neutrogena Coin Slot Moisturizer — Since new fashions increasingly leave your coin slot exposed to sun and wind, use this special moisturizer to keep it soft and supple. A 2006 parody of Neutrogena's specialized moisturizing products features Kristen Wiig and episode host Lindsay Lohan.
• New Dad Insurance — SNLs very first commercial parody, promoting "a radically new concept in family insurance coverage": If the father of the house departs for any reason, a replacement dad will be there within seconds to care for your family's emotional and physical needs.
• New Shimmer — Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd play a couple having an argument over whether New Shimmer is a floor wax or a dessert topping ; peacemaking Chevy Chase steps in and demonstrates to the couple that "New Shimmer is a floor wax and a dessert topping!"
• Nicotrel — a parody of smoking-cessation products featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as ex-Army soldier Nick Cotrell, who beats up a wimpy husband to get him to quit smoking. At the end of the sketch, other wrestlers join in the action.
• Night Murmurs — An ad for a phone sex hotline where three scantily clad operators can't wait to talk to you... but they need some assistance in return.
• Nike Air Force — features cast members Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Will Forte, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, and Jason Sudeikis playing basketball and messing up, which ends with Samberg getting injured. Sketch called Air Force One.
• Nike Pro-Chiller Leggings — women's athletic endurance pants perfect whether you're actually exercising or, in the cases of two women, lounging around your couch on a lazy afternoon.
• Nikey Turkey — Chris Rock raps about the perfect solution to a small meal for a large Thanksgiving gathering: A turkey that can be inflated by pressing a built-in pump button.
• No, Bruce! Let Me Finish! The Best of Celebrity Tirades — Following the real-life incident in which he mercilessly berated a movie-production crew member for simply moving a lighting rack, Christian Bale, in an attempt to take some heat off of himself, hawks a DVD of footage featuring other celebrities, such as George Foreman, Joan Cusack, Mad Money's Jim Cramer, and Nathan Lane screaming at crew members for their perceived incompetence. All proceeds from the DVD go to Bale's legal defense fund.
• Norman Bates School of Motel Management — Norman promotes home-study courses on the responsibilities of managing your own motel.
• North American Savings — How does this savings bank keep its customers' money safe? By ensuring that with extremely stringent requirements, "we make virtualy no loans at all, rejecting 97% of loan applications."
• Now That's What I Call Christmas! — A spoof on the Now That's What I Call Music! compilation series, this holiday music album features pop artists such as Lorde, DMX, and Harry Styles giving their own unique takes on famed carols.
• Nuva Bling — Vanessa Bayer, Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong appear in this parody on the Nuva Ring birth control commercials, in which it also doubles as a jewelry accessory for women who are not trying to get pregnant while enjoying the night out, and can be customized. The only drawback is they also complain that it hurts as well, as evidenced by the testimonials from the users.

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• Olay Eye Black - Episode host JJ Watt promotes an under-eye cosmetic that smells like Jack Daniels, gasoline, and matcha extract for football players who want to look tough and get rid of dark under-eye circles and bags that come with ageing.
• Old Glory Insurance – a parody of older celebrities promoting insurance for senior citizens. Sam Waterston, in a deadpan performance as "Paid Spokesperson", touts the advantages of the only life insurance company to provide full coverage against the leading killer of the elderly: attacks from robots that feed on the medications the elderly often use.
• Only Bangkok – parody of Las Vegas's "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas" commercials, shown in three parts. In part one, Ben Affleck sells his wife to two burly mob members after losing a bet during a Russian Roulette match. In part two, a businessman calls his friend for the number of a Dutch man who can help him remove a Thai hooker who ended up dead after he had sex with her. In the final part, Seth's businessman character is back and on the phone with the Dutchman about the removal of a dead prostitute — but this time the prostitute is a male. Also joining the businessman is Affleck in a pink robe, earrings, and wearing make-up and a paranoid Kelly Ripa wielding a meat cleaver and exhorting the businessman to cut the prostitute up and put the remains in a bag.
• Oops I Crapped My Pants – a brand of adult diapers, a parody of Depends, and a play on the use of statements as product names.
• The Original Kings of Catchphrase Comedy Tour — A live standup comedy tour featuring comics who liberally rely on familiar catchphrases or antics to stand out, including "Beef Jelly" Winfield, Goran "Funky Boy" Bogdan, and "Airhorn" Schultz. A second one on the season 37 episode hosted by Charlie Day has the same comedians, but replaces "Airhorn" Schultz with Charlie Day as Dirk "Jack Knife" Cane, a Dane Cook-esque stand-up comic known for a rude finger gesture known as "The Jack-Knife". A third one that only appeared in the dress rehearsal version of the season 37 finale with Mick Jagger as host and musical guest featured Jagger as a flamboyant, Russell Brand-esque Cockney British comedian whose punchline is "It's weird, innit?".
• Oxxon — The oil company blames the high production costs for their elaborately produced commercials as an excuse for high energy prices. A parody of Exxon's "Energy for a Strong America" campaign.

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• Pan Am – thanks to good security and low fares, it's a good time to fly because of their best offer: Fly to Brussels, Rome or London, you get to keep the plane you flew on.
• Pandora charms — for the woman "who makes the holidays merry and bright," the man in her life can give her assorted bracelet charms that acknowledge her various traits and interests.
• Paul Ryan for President — Speaker of the House Ryan makes this presidential campaign ad to insist he's not running for the presidency... although if he were to do so, he'd run on a platform of cutting taxes, creating jobs, etc. A parody cut for time from an April 2016 episode.
• Paxil—Second-Term Strength — An anti-depressant made especially for Barack Obama as he tries to deal with his second term as President and all of the scandals and failures. Also available in Republican Strength for John Boehner dealing with the stress of Tea Party members protesting against Obama's administration.
• Pep Boys Genderflect campaign — Mirroring Starbucks' "#RaceTogether" campaign, which encouraged conversations about race between its employees and customers, the auto parts chain promotes its own initiative to discuss LGBTQ and gender identity issues. The mechanics and parts people, however, voice opinions on the subject that can be considered politically incorrect, much to their customers' discomfort.
• Pepto-Bismol Ice – Nasim Pedrad appears in this sketch about the famous pink antacid in malt liquor form.
• Petchow Rat Poison – parody of misleading labels, Hank Petchow's brand of rat poison looks like dog food, is packaged in a 25 lb. bag with "PetChow" in large print, has a large photo of Petchow's dog, and the words "rat poison" in very fine print.
• Philadelphia Action Figures – The acclaimed 1993 legal drama inspires this set of figures kids can use to create Masters of the Universe-style playtime adventures. Also featured is a Philadelphia video game from Sega Genesis.
• Phone Company – Features Lily Tomlin as her grouchy, apathetic operator character Ernestine who relates the goings-on and imperfections of her company. "We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
• The Player-With-Yourself Club – Telly Savalas promotes a discount card for chronic masturbators.
• Pornhub — A parody of the "we're here for you" outreach ads businesses have produced during the COVID-19 pandemic, with various adults indulging on the pornography website's content while sheltering at home.
• PottyPM — Promoting a device that allows the user to use the bathroom in the middle of the night without getting out of bed, this ad takes a turn halfway through when episode host Jennifer Lopez asks whether it's also made for women, a question pitchman Kyle Mooney responds to with clear unfamiliarity of the female anatomy.
• Pre-Chewed Charlie's – a steakhouse for people with dentures, where the waiters come to your table and chew your food for you.
• Preparation H – Skateboarding dudes, including Jimmy Fallon, plug the hemorrhoid treatment in urban slang.
• President Barbie — A May 2016 add for the latest addition to the Barbie doll line that girls appear ambivalent about, much to Mattel's chagrin. A commentary on, as HuffPost puts it, "a generation so progressive that the president's gender is irrelevant."
• Punk'd: Barely Legal — Ashton Kutcher releases a DVD of his Punk'd pranks that were never shown on TV due to legal issues, such as Fred Durst getting mugged, Christina Aguilera suffering from morning sickness after Kutcher steals her birth control pills, and 50 Cent shooting Dax Shepard dressed as a vampire.
• Puppy Uppers and Doggie Downers – Gilda Radner complains to Laraine Newman that her dog Sparky has no energy, so Newman recommends Puppy Uppers. Later, when the dog is hyperactive, Radner complains that "Sparky's perked up a little too much", so Newman recommends dosing him with Doggie Downers.

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• Quarry — Jane Curtin appears in this sketch about "the only cereal that's pure 100% rocks and pebbles", parodying the glut of "natural", earthy, and crunchy granola-based cereals popular in the mid-1970s. The tag line: "Better tasting, 'cause it's mined".
• The Quotable Caddyshack — Episode host Bill Murray, with a cameo assist from fellow Caddyshack star Chevy Chase, promotes a leather-bound version of the frequently quoted film's script, suitable for reference in everyday life.

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• RAD 3000 — Pitchman Spencer Mason and NYFD officer Peter Venelli promote this fire detector that can potentially save your life and gets you moving to hit music of the 1980s. Also featured are Dr. Dre and Ed Lover promoting the Yo! Fire Alarm Raps.
• The Raunchiest Miss Rita — A promo for a spinoff of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel finds Midge Maisel inspiring club housekeeper Rita Mae Johnson to try standup comedy; Rita and her very-blue material become a spotlight-stealing hit.
• ReaganCo. — Charles Rocket demonstrates how you can show your patriotism by way of Ronald Reagan wallpaper, cosmetics, and bathroom tiles.
• Rectix — A "unique all-natural, fast-acting erectile dysfunction remedy" men can insert up their rectum.
• Red Flag Perfume — an ad promoting a Chanel fragrance for women whose behavior and life choices belie their elegant appearance. Jon Hamm is the narrator; Kristen Wiig portrays the woman who has, among other things, lived in Las Vegas for 11 years and previously dated a club promoter.
• The Regal Promenade Pavilion — A venue that "makes your wedding look like a wedding," featuring everything from exquisite decorations and elegant flatware to running-and-screaming 8-year-olds and stray balloons stuck in the air vent.
• Rick's Model Ts — A "promotional film" for the very first used car lot. Rick claims to be crazy for selling cars at such low prices, but wife Daisy is clearly certifiably so.
• Roach-Ex Plus — Cockroaches don't stand a chance against this bug killer, especially in the hands of a jealous husband who uses it on a roach who had sex with his wife.
• Romano Tours — Joe Romano promises beautiful tours of Italy but can't promise the vacationer will improve personally.
• Rosetta Stone — Users sing the praises of the computer-assisted language learning service in this 2013 ad, among them men who've picked up such Thai phrases as “How much?” “Is that for the whole night?” and “Oh my God, what have I done?” The obvious allusions to Thailand's prostitution trade prompted an attempt by the country's culture minister to have the spoof removed from YouTube.
• Royal Deluxe II — This 1977 car commercial parody demonstrates the smoothness of the car's ride by having a mohel perform a circumcision in the back seat while the car is driven at 40 MPH down a bumpy road.
• Rubik's Grenade — a parody of Rubik's Cube promotes what may be "the last puzzle you'll never solve".
• Russell & Tate Law Firm — This parody of ads for "ambulance-chasing" attorneys promotes a law firm whose partners are two intimidating black men with extensive "resumés" who repeatedly pledge to "git yo' money".
• Russell Stover Black History Heart Shaped Box — Valentine's Day coincides with Black History Month, making February the perfect time for white men to show their black girlfriends that they both love them and honor their culture through this set of candies molded in the visages of noted black figures.

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• Safelite - A commercial parody on the popular testimonial ads for Safelite that aired on its October 7, 2017 broadcast, in which a glass repair technician becomes obsessed with both the teenage daughter and her mother he answers to every time to repair their minivan when it has a broken windshield, only to discover that he is smashing the windshield each time, infuriating the mother. The company, through their Twitter account, responded to the show's spoof: "Thanks for the skit... Although we can take a joke, this one was a step too far. Our techs are our heroes. #notcool." This sketch aired only once. The November 25, 2017 rerun of the episode had the parody deleted and replaced with a music video sketch called "The Last Fry". The Safelite sketch was also cut and replaced with "The Last Fry" on Hulu, YouTube, and NBC's on-demand services due to Safelite's complaints and the sketch's humor becoming in bad taste due to on-going news at the time of celebrities being accused of and admitting to sexual harassment and misconduct.
• Salon — Features David Spade as a "flamboyant" beauty salon operator pitching a hairspray that is activated by saying "salon" repeatedly. He teaches Victoria Jackson how to say it "properly".
• Santi-Wrap — Rather than placing toilet issue on Santa Claus' lap, Dan Aykroyd recommends this "colorful, decorative and hygienic way to protect yourself" from germs part-time mall Santas carry, especially the jolly ol' elf in this setting.
• Schmitt's Gay — in this spoof of beer companies' targeting of specific demographics, two housesitters are discouraged at the filthy condition of the backyard pool. When the water is turned on, however, it magically transforms into a sparkling clean pool filled with attractive, and presumably gay, men wearing bikini swim trunks, whom the housesitters merrily cavort with.
• Settl - As its name implies, this mobile dating app is aimed at women willing to settle for dates and relationships with, as one user puts it, "normal guys with characteristics I am now willing to overlook."
• Shirt in a Can — Tim Meadows spills something on his shirt, so he sprays on this product.
• Short & Curly — The shampoo men use to keep their pubic hairs clean and shiny. Also promoted is Short, Dark, Curly, and Lovely, "but that, my friends, is strictly for the brothers".
• Sleepy Boy 2000 — Tim Kazurinsky purchases this do-it-yourself kit that, when assembled, creates a weapon that detects and destroys cars whose alarms go off in the middle of the night, enabling him to get a good night's sleep.
• Sofa King — furniture store ad featuring a family of apparent Middle Eastern origins with thick accents. Everything in the ad is promoted with the adjective "Sofa King", but the accents make it sound like "so fucking".
• Space Mistakes — Promoted as being on par with other cinematic space epics as Gravity and The Martian, this film dramatically depicts what happens when astronauts makes rather innocous mistakes in space.
• Speed — Veteran SNL writer Anne Beatts makes a rare on-screen appearance as a housewife able to happily multi-task, thanks to a diet pill you don't have to be overweight to use. Obtainable from your doctor, your neighbor's doctor, your college roommate's doctor, etc.
• Spitzer and Associates — Following his resignation due to the sex scandal involving his money laundering and dalliances with high-priced call girls, Eliot Spitzer is now opening a private practice dealing with embarrassing sex-related issues. Sketch called "Spitzer Cold Open."
• Spotlightz Acting Camp for Serious Kids — Two ads from Season 39 promote a camp where still-very-bright-eyed child actors can hone their talents by recreating adult-oriented film and TV work.
• Spud Beer — "Filled with the full, rich flavor of potatoes", this beer is "brewed for people who can't taste the difference", in this case an electroshock subject. The end tagline: "Spud! The beer that made Boise famous!"
• Stanx — From the makers of Spanx comes this undergarment that, rather than let embarrassing flatulence pass out of the body, traps it inside its lining.
• Toys & Action Figures — Toys based on the film that are "great for everyone ages 6 and up — way up".
• Steve Martin's All-Natural Penis Beauty Cream — a parody of the celebrity infomercial boom.
• Sub Shack — a parody of the Subway Jared Fogle ad campaign, with customers of the fast-food restaurant gaining weight rather than losing it.
• Super Bass-O-Matic '76 — This parody of Ronco ads features Dan Aykroyd pureeing raw fish in a blender, as well as Laraine Newman delivering the happy pitch line, "Wow, that's terrific bass."
• Super Feud — "When two of South America’s biggest singing stars have a feud, you’re the winner." So says announcer Don Pardo in introducing this "special TV offer" for a compilation album of music from Jorge Montenero and Raul Valendez, who sing about their bitter rivalry to the tune of "Guantanamera."
• Suppressex — an anti-arousal medicine taken to prevent erections from occurring at inopportune moments.
• Swiffer Sleepers — Amy Poehler appears in this parody of Swiffer ads with children's blanket sleepers designed to pick up dust and dirt as they crawl.
• Swiftamine – a medication designed to fight bouts of vertigo caused by enjoyment of Taylor Swift's music.
• Swill — Bill Murray extols the qualities of this putrid mineral water "dredged from Lake Erie", the packaging of which looks nearly identical to Perrier. A highlight is the slow pouring of Swill from the bottle, set to the refrain of Carly Simon's "Anticipation", a song used to promote another slow-pouring food item at the time, Heinz Ketchup.

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• Taco Town — a restaurant parody of Taco Bell, advertising a new taco with layer after layer of outer crust, finished with a Chicago-style pizza and blueberry pancake, and "deep fried to perfection". Andy Samberg says of the product, "Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!"
• Tampax Secrets — Cut for time from Phoebe Waller-Bridge's appearance as host in Season 45, this ad shows Waller-Bridge, Aidy Bryant, and Melissa Villaseñor using these tampons that are hidden in containers made to look like less embarrassing items, all the better to not let bystanders know they have to get up and care for their period.
• Target — This November 2016 ad for the department store chain notes that it has everything you need for Thanksgiving, be it food, cookware, home decor... or a nice, spacious parking lot where you can sit in your car and gather your bearings if you're meeting your family for the first time since the election.
• Tasty Toaster Tarts — Teenager Jason unloads a bevy of sugary treats from the kitchen cupboard for he and his friends to snack on after school. After Jason's friends inquire how his strict parents allowed him to stock up on so much sweet stuff, they notice suspicious signs that Jason may have done something rash. All is good, however, when Jason produces this Pop Tarts-like product.
• Tech-Pack – A man shows a harried woman at the airport a new wearable pouch system that can hold and activate all electronics with a joystick, but scares other passengers because of its uncanny resemblance to a suicide belt.
• Teddy Bear Holding a Heart – Will Forte gives sweetheart Amy Poehler this "perfect way to say 'our love is eternal.'" Even though it's literally a teddy bear holding a heart, and is available anywhere, Poehler accepts it and shows it off as if it were expensive jewelry. An exquisitely-lensed spoof of ads for jewelers and retailers who heavily promote their wears as the perfect way to show true love on Valentine's Day.
• Texxon – An image ad shown during "network newsbreaks", including those following the Buckwheat assassination, ostensibly touting the philanthropic efforts of that petroleum company; they successively degenerate into thinly veiled threats of dire consequences if various legislation under consideration doesn't go the company's way, supposedly forcing it to scale back efforts to assist the needy: "Texxon. Do what we say, and nobody gets hurt."
• That's Not Yogurt! — A spoof of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" ads and the TCBY frozen-yogurt chain. After eating the product, a couple becomes very concerned about what the mysterious product actually is, but the coy announcer refuses to tell them. "From the makers of Those Aren't Olives!"
• Them Trumps — A promo for a show "from the producers of Empire" that ponders what would happen if Donald Trump and his family were black. Centering on President "Darius Trump", the tease finds Darius supremely confident in the face of criminal investigation and sexual scandal, but quickly capitulating to the consequences when the feds storm in.
• thirtysomething Cereal — "From the makers of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cereal" comes this breakfast food made for the baby boomer/yuppie generation. It has "no fat, no sugar, no salt," and is made in images of characters from the angst-laden ABC drama.
• This is U.S. — a promo for an NBC series that depicts life in the Trump administration as an emotional family drama, a la This Is Us, with characters including White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, presidential advisor Kellyanne Conway and HUD secretary Ben Carson.
• Tim and Meat's One-Stop Rocky Horror Shop – Tim Curry and Meat Loaf are proprietors of a store with props and costumes based on and to wear and use for midnight screenings of the 1975 cult film The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• Toilet Death Ejector — This ad posits that the greatest embarrassment of senior citizens is being found dead on the toilet. As pitched by episode host John Mulaney, this mechanized device helps alleviate those fears. If the user feels they're about to die, they can press a button on the toilet, which projects them through the air and onto their bed. Not only will it also automatically flush the toilet, it'll also drop a book onto their person.
• Tortumatic – the ultimate way to show others that you can take pain. Charles Rocket demonstrates it, getting punched repeatedly by a number of boxing gloves, and slamming his hand with a mallet.
• Totino's Pizza Rolls — a series of commercials airing over three straight Super Bowl weekends in the mid-2010s focusing on a dutiful housewife serving Pizza Rolls to "my hungry guys" watching the big game in the living room.
• *The first ad, from 2015, promotes the "Totino's Super Bowl Activity Pack," featuring games and toys specifically made "for grown women ages 5 and up" that the wife can play to keep herself occupied in the kitchen while the hubby and the guys watch the game.
• *The second ad, from 2016, is a straight-up Pizza Rolls ad that takes a strange turn: The "hungry guys" are reacting to the big game in unison. But when the wife discovers that they're shouting at a blank TV screen and grabs a pair of scissors for self-defense, the guys turn around all at once, revealing icy stares with solid black eyes. The end-of-ad twist: It's actually a promotion for the recently revived TV series The X-Files.
• *The third ad, from 2017, gets really steamy: When a sister of one of the guys comes into the kitchen to help, the wife finds herself attracted to the woman, and the two engage in torrid intercourse, using the Pizza Rolls on their bodies and speaking in French, thus giving real meaning when the husband asks if they're "making out" in the kitchen.
• Tressant Suprème – Kelly Ripa spoofs the numerous hair coloring ads in which she has appeared. In this parody, Ripa prefers Tressant Suprème because it contains "just a little bit of crack cocaine", thus explaining her well-known "peppy" persona.
• Trilocaine – a scalp-itch medication with extremely disturbing side effects.
• Triopenin — Airing during the first Weekend Update, this ad promotes an arthritis medication in a bottle that's virtually impossible to open.
• Triple Trac Razor – a razor with three blades because the consumer is gullible enough to believe what he sees on TV commercials.
• Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover – a product that, "when applied once every hour for 72 straight hours", slowly burns away unwanted lower back tattoos. "That tingling means it's working!" Tagline: "Because it won't be cool forever".
• Turtle Shirt — Men's shirts that are made from the same materials as a turtle's shell, allowing the wearer to hide from unwanted or embarrassing situations.
• Twinings Extreme — "An English athlete needs an English sports drink," hence this line of tea designed to help assure peak athletic performance. Flavors include "English Breakfast XL", "Darjeeling Octane", and "Earl Grey RX". Episode host Emma Thompson is featured in this cut-for-time ad from 2019.
• Tylenol B.M. – a laxative product shown to cause you to defecate while you sleep.

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• Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor — With references to Uncle Remus in Disney's Song of the South, this not not-so-subtle barb at products that perpetuate racial stereotypes finds Aunt Jemima's husband promoting liquor that's "more fun than pancakes" thanks to its 95% alcohol content by volume.
• Under Underground Rock Festival – A series of commercials which poke fun at the crazy promotions at alternative concerts, crazy special guests, as well as the extremes people will go to defy conformity. Done in the style of Gathering of the Juggalos infomercials.
• United Way with Peyton Manning – Manning appears in this 2007 spoof of self-serving philanthropic public-service ads by popular athletes. Documentary-style, Manning is shown "mentoring" children; what ensues is Manning physically and verbally abusing the kids during a football game, and afterwards teaching his charges how to break into an SUV, exploiting a little girl to get a date with an attractive woman, showing kids a tabloid magazine featuring Angelina Jolie, drinking beer in front of them, and admitting that he would kill anyone who snitches on him.
• University of Westfield — An ad for an online college that teaches students how to avoid discussing going to an online college. As one student states, Westfield taught her "that going to an Internet college is not a thing that would make people want to hire me."
• Urigro – parody of male enhancement medications; a pill that gives its male users an absurdly long and strong stream of urine.
• UPS – starring Bill Hader as ad man/actor Andy Azula, making fun of the prevalence of Azula's ad campaign as well as his hairstyle.
• Uvula Public Service Spot – Chevy Chase as a physician urging Gilda Radner and the audience to take proper care of the uvula, without ever saying what the uvula actually is.

  V

• Valtrex – A husband repeatedly affirms his fidelity to his wife during a commercial for a pill that treats genital herpes.
• Veritas Ultrasound HD – Instead of a tiny monitor, the ultrasound is displayed on a widescreen HD television. It even has options to display a football helmet on the fetus.
• Verizon 4G LTE — Customer Fred Armisen is left confused by salesperson Bill Hader's bizarre explanations of how Verizon's high-speed data service will work on a very wide variety of smart devices.

  W

• Wade Blasingame — You wouldn't want a human being humping your leg or digging up your lawn, so why would you let a dog do the same? Luckily, Blasingame — "the attorney, not the ballplayer" — specializes in taking dogs to court over their rambunctious behavior. Also featuring Chris Parnell as Wade's brother/associate and the human simulating bad canine behavior in the ad's dramatizations.
• Waterbed Warehouse — Owner Dom lets wife Janine be the prominent face and musical voice of "Upper South Dakota's premier waterbed distributor."
• Wells for Boys – For introspective little boys who simply long to be understood, this item from Fisher-Price's "Sensitive Boy" collection provides a private place for reflection, contemplation and the sharing of secrets; Dad may not get it, but Mom understands.
• We're Just Friends – Short shorts for men whose close friendship is often mistaken for a gay relationship.
• Where You're Going – parody of 1980s Michelob commercials in which Jon Lovitz, Randy Quaid, Damon Wayans, Anthony Michael Hall and others are shown celebrating their latest conquests in the business world and living the good life, until the end of the commercial where they all burn in Hell for living spiritually bankrupt, avaricious lives.
• Wilson Trap Doors – office trap doors that effectively do away with unwanted guests, clients or employees.
• Wilson Countersink Flanges and Dorry Flanges – Spokesman Phil Hartman talks up these technically complex industrial supplies, with Rob Schneider and Chris Farley appearing as workmen.
• Woomba – a self-operating electronic feminine hygiene product that knows when women should use it, whether they want to or not; a parody of the Roomba automatic vacuum system.
• The Worst of Soul Train — Coughy Robinson hosts this Time Life infomercial promoting this DVD collection of the least memorable acts to have performed on the long-running dance & music program Soul Train.
• Wrangler Peekaboos — Jeans designed for men to show a little bit of butt cleavage. Will Ferrell appears in this ad cut for time from his November 2019 episode as host.
• Wrangler Open Fly Jeans — Finally, jeans with no fly so that your parts are always camera-ready, as pitched by Brett Favre

  X

• Xanax for Gay Summer Weddings — A new version of the anxiolytic designed for heterosexuals suffering anxiety over attending elaborate gay weddings.

  Y

• Yard-a-Pult — A product created to launch unwanted trash/deceased pets/etc. over your fence rather than going to the time and expense of disposing of them properly.
• Your Hometown Board of Tourism — Why spend the holidays in someplace exotic like Hawai'i when this 2012 ad reminds you that your hometown is a much affordable destination. There's the "four-star accommodations of your childhood home," activities such as cleaning out your parents' garage, and exotic attractions such as your old high school.
• You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown — Seeking live holiday entertainment that's family-oriented yet also edgy? The New York Actor's Studio offers this gritty take on Peanuts that's "Charlie Brown by way of Brooklyn." The cast features Al Pacino as the title character, Larry David as Linus, and Edie Falco as a prescription-packing Lucy.
• Yum Bubble Genital Herpes Gum — A fruit-flavored bubble gum that controls genital herpes.

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• Z-Shirt — Its name sums up what the product is: A 1990s hip-hop-style neon shirt with a "Z" on the front. As shirt-wearer Tim Robinson exclaims, "This ain't no t-shirt, it's a Z-Shirt!" The comedy comes when his buddy goes through the alphabet and asks, "Oh! Wait! I'm confused! Is that an A-Shirt?" "Is it a B-Shirt?" etc.