Mitch meets with a friend, Brett, at a cafeteria and while they are talking, Brett wants to tell Mitch his secret, but makes him promise not to tell anyone especially Cam because he will definitely tell everyone. Mitch promises and Brett tells him that he got calf implants. Mitch gets back home and Cam figures out that Mitch is hiding something from him and he pressures him into telling him despite he promising not to tell anyone. Cam starts spreading the news by texting his friends. Gloria is mad at Jay because she thinks he was dreaming of another woman in his sleep. Jay can see that she is mad at him, but he does not know why and believes that Gloria went through his emails and saw that he loaned a woman friend some money. Meanwhile, at the Dunphy house, Claire wants to spy on her kids, Haley and Luke, because she believes they are hiding something from her. Haley has a photography class activity, but she does not want them to go and Luke says he is going to his friend's place with Manny, but Claire does not trust that friend of his. She gets more worried when Haley tells them that Luke is going to a place that is notorious for kids to do drugs there. Claire asks Alex to snoop into Haley's room and find out what her sister is hiding while she and Phil go and find Luke. Alex finds out where the exhibition is going to be and that Haley was selected from her class as one of the five who should take part at it. She calls the whole family to tell them to go to the exhibition after Claire's urge. Meanwhile, Claire and Phil discover that Luke and his friends are only making a movie and they run away when their drone is spotted by the kids. The whole family meets at Haley's exhibition, and Haley is freaked out to find them there. Her pictures are all moments of her family that she took without them knowing. Claire's paranoia and spying is exposed, but she defensively states that as a parent she has the right to worry. While watching the pictures, Cam claims that he only told one person about Brett, but Mitch sees on his phone that more than one person knows and that Cam lied. Gloria tells Jay why she is mad and Jay explains that he was only dreaming of their son Joe in danger of falling off a building and it was Joe he was calling baby. Jay admits, in a talking head cut, that it was actually Stella, the family French Bulldog, who was in danger in his dream. Everything is settled down when the man who is in charge of the event tells Haley that one of her photos was sold. Haley is excited that she managed to get money from something she did on her own and everyone is proud of her.
Cultural references
One of Haley's photos where Claire is staring at Gloria's cleavage is a re-shoot of Delmar Watson's famous photograph of Sophia Loren staring at Jayne Mansfield's cleavage.
Reception
Ratings
In its original American broadcast, "iSpy" was watched by 9.87 million; up 0.28 from the previous episode.
Reviews
Leigh Raines from TV Fanatic rated the episode with 5/5 saying that the episode "was all about boundaries and spying on your loved ones." Reviewer of My TV Experience gave a good review to the episode saying that it was great. "An eventful and hilarious episode came to a pretty sweet end as the family gathered around the pics Haley took of them." Joshua Ashton of The A.V. Club gave a C rate to the episode saying that it was very boring. "It was penned by the rather handsome Abraham Higginbotham, whose episodes are usually reliable, but "iSpy" was a disappointing exception. What made the episode most frustrating is that sprinkled throughout its trio of wispy, half-formed stories, there were some decent jokes. It's beginning to feel like Modern Family will usually make the audience choose between engaging storytelling and well-crafted jokes. It can walk. It can chew gum. But for God's sake, don't ask it to do both at once." Ashton closes his review with: "Weeks like this make it really difficult to remember I’m watching a four-time Outstanding Comedy Series Emmy winner."