Colonel Blink, whose name was a pun on Colonel Blimp, is a former military colonel who is short-sighted. Many of the one-page gags are about his bluff, no-nonsense treatment of people and situations that are a result of him not being able to see or discern what is going on around him. With the usual comic disregard for foolish internal consistencies, every other story involved his drivingdown the road in a car that had obviously seen the dawn of the Edwardian era. Although Blink was "known to the police" for various misdemeanours involving often lunatic examples of mistaken identity he was never pulled over for dangerous driving. The charm of the stories lies in the utter lack of malice in Colonel Blink: the madcap adventures are an escalating sequence of disasters based on innocent and often very well-meaning intent. The character is referred to as a colonel in the strip's title but the character having been in the army is rarely mentioned in the strip's itself. However, one strip refers to the character's time in the military and says he became a colonel, but leaves a lot of questions unanswered. In another, it mentions that he had an old war wound that still required attention by a doctor, although whether this was the reason for him leaving the army was never explained.
Side characters
"Auntie", his ever-patient housekeeper, and who, despite her name was obviously considerably younger than the Colonel
Rover the dog, who needs to be even more patient as he's often mistaken for lions, bears, rugs or insurance salesmen
Next-door neighbour Cartright, often the innocent victim of some misunderstanding or other
Blinky. This character became so popular that he was given his own comic strip in The Beezer and The Dandy.
Sundry nephews and small boys, as motive forces, Greek chorus and/or astonished by-standers
He was reinvented as a short-sighted teenager with pink glasses under the name Blinky in The Dandy between 1993 and 2011. He later appeared in the 2012 annual but has never again appeared in the comic.
Parodies
Colonel Blink has been parodied in Viz as "Colonel Blimp the short-sighted gimp". The character was much the same as his Beezer origin, except that he was a BDSM fan.
