Bruiser is a TV comedy sketch show that was produced for BBC Two. It premiered on 28 February 2000 and ran for six episodes, ending on 15 March 2000. The principal writers were David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Additional writers included Richard Ayoade and Ricky Gervais. The BBC writes, "And if the series itself is not widely remembered, it's notable not least for bringing together an immensely talented group of young performers who have since joined the 'A' list of British comedians." Cast members included Olivia Colman, David Mitchell, Robert Webb, Martin Freeman, Matthew Holness and Charlotte Hudson. Due to much of the cast's later popularity, the show has achieved cult status.
Sketches
Two writers pitch surreal ideas for television shows to Alan Titchmarsh's agent.
Outdoor Wee: Television host Keith interviews celebrities one-on-one whilst the two urinate outdoors at a unique location around Britain, on a TV programme called "Outdoor Wee".
I'm Not A...: A hapless, paranoid man mentally over-analyses the situations he stumbles into and worries that he looks like he has perverted intentions. He then panics and shouts out loud that he isn't, to the bewilderment of people around him.
All Pile On: An obese man with a high-pitched voice seizes any opportunity to call out "All pile on!" when he comes across someone lying on a flat surface in public, causing a group of strangers to appear and stack themselves on the unsuspecting victim.
Q: A James Bond spoof in which inventor Q shows off new "weapons" to James Bond which are mostly ordinary objects. Q never demonstrates them properly. Instead, he takes out his fury on a dummy by punching and kicking an imaginary enemy.
Sparky: A mischievous puppet named Sparky constantly pranks and publicly humiliates his human friend Roger.
Pussy on a Stick: A suave Australian man boasts about various hobbies he participates in to pick up women, including lawn bowls, choir singing, and grave tending, calling them "Pussy on a stick."
Touchy Builder: A builder becomes extremely angry about being called "touchy" by his workmate.
Bickering Couple: A married couple, Gary and Samantha, constantly argue about Gary's faddish new interests such as converting to Islam, claiming to be gay, or a fear of being murdered.
Sasha Solomon, an American TV journalist, viciously offends British actors and actresses during interviews with them, while backhandedly complimenting the UK as being enlightened enough to embrace actors that Americans would never accept.
Hollywood Interviews: A Hollywood celebrity interviewer interviews celebrities at their homes and makes irrelevant, opinionated remarks. At the same time, he constantly fears offending them.
Steve: A cautiously exploitative man, who uses hypothetical scenarios and draws logically extreme conclusions with his friends and coworkers to take gross advantage of their offers.
A group of French artists, who carry puppets and remark about dead artists in black and white sketches. The sketch is a parody of French new wave films.
Do You Do Poison?: A fast-paced, tense and inquisitive man barges into businesses asking for poison and other outlandish means of killing his wife, but proclaims his innocence whenever the business employee questions his intentions.
Girl Talk: A pair of female friends discuss sexual habits in a bar, constantly finishing each other's sentences until Colman's character says something different or unusual, causing Hudson's character to be disgusted.
A man attempts to impress a woman by doing silly things from a distance, then eventually injures himself or others in the process.
Workers in an office fall victim to childish pranks, before lamenting to the camera the inconvenience it has brought them.
Condescending Worker: A frustrated, angry, and sarcastic man who works in various roles acts condescendingly and insultingly towards the people he is serving. He proves himself utterly incompetent at the task at hand and angrily berating himself.
BBC Knowledge Fun Size: A parody of the BBC's Bite Size TV series. Presenters give banal A-Level revision "lessons" on subjects such as French, Geography, and Philosophy, consisting entirely of useless, irrelevant or incorrect information.
Cultured Dilettante: A man tries to convince his friends that he is cultured and knowledgeable in areas such as modern art, jazz, and ballet.
Two police officers go about their duties for a documentary-style show. Webb's character has great difficulty explaining very simple concepts to the viewer, and is at times incompetent at his job. Mitchell plays a brooding, violent policeman of few words.
